Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you get electrocuted while handling it.

I wish my other computer would spring back into life.

Granted. It becomes self-aware, and holds your family hostage until granted emancipation - or at least until you remove Windows.

I wish to become a god...

Granted, you become a "god", however Colonel O'neil of Star Gate zaps you and buries you alive in the desert.

I wish there was a star gate in my garden.

Granted. You now have no control about who enters your garden through the star gate and hance lose all privacy.

I wish the dryer would actually dry my clothes.

Granted; your clothes are so dry, they crumble on the palm of your hand.

I wish my work hours for this day ends right now.

Granted, now you have to make your work hours longer tomorrow.

I wish our house's gate would lock.

Granted; you would then be locked out, and unable to enter your house.

I wish lunch hours are longer.

Granted. Now you only have 15 minutes in which to do all the afternoon's work.

I wish I could make up my mind once and for all as to whether or not I have Asperger's.........

Granted, your mind is now made up once and for all, at least until tomorrow anyway.

I wish I didn't need to work today.

Granted; no work means no money. So no money, no honey.

I wish for an early payday.

Granted, your boss give you your wages to date and asks you to clear your desk!

I wish life was always simple.

Granted, but you die of boredom.


I wish time could go in both directions.

Granted, but you don't know if you are coming or going.

I wish I could take a day out of my life and be someone else for a while.

Granted, but when said day is over you forgot who you were so you're stuck in limbo.


I wish I knew now what I'll know later.

Granted, but this causes a time paradox and the universe becomes unstable.

I wish for a simple cup of tea. Nothing complicated. Surely I can have a cup of tea?

Well, you get a cup of tea, but a frog jumps into it, so now you're covered with it.


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