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Granted; you now eat raw mangoes.

I wish I could pause time.

Granted, but once paused, no one is available to unpause it. So we remain in suspended animation eternally.


I wish for the pollen to stop bothering my allergies so much!

Your nostrils and mouth closed up you can no longer breath.

I wish to inflict the ultimate irony upon those who deserve it.

Granted, you now work in a laundry and have to ultimately iron everything.

I wish for a cup of coffee

Granted, a cup of Turkish coffee. That should be strong enough to get you revved up and good!

I wish for a bowl of Honey-Nut Cheerios, oddly enough. Not something I've eaten in a lot of years.

Granted, it's a out of date one.

I wish I can to back to the 1960's

You end up in 1960 B.C.

I wish for it to be night time longer

Granted everyday is like Night time.

Plants die.

Everyone dies D:

I wish for a £50 iTunes gift card.

It was already used you're left with a slab of plastic

I wish for a way to know what song is playing when I here it

Granted, the announcers break in and announce the song title and artist trivia every 20 seconds while the song is playing.

I wish my relationship with the new landlady/boss will be a good one.

You misplace your rent money and get evicted.

I wish there was something good on TV for once!

Granted you put a houseplant on top of the television set.

I wish for a garden pond.

Granted, but you'll have to dig it out yourself, by hand, with a trowel.

I wish I had a solar-powered car with the same performance as my Prius.

Granted, but the car costs $1,000,000 and you cannot afford it.

I wish people would develop fusion nuclear reactors.

Granted! but they are worse tan fission reactors!

I wish for a wheelchair with 3000 straps on it!

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Granted ... they make it awfully uncomfortable to sit in, though.

I wish purple martins and bats and all kinds of mosquito-eating creatures would nest in the yard at my new place.