PRIZE MACHINE

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You get a million dollars to remake the ending of that film.

*Inserts a quarter*

You receive a quarter of a cow.


*Inserts BBQ grill, coal, and hickory.*

You receive a Summer Cookout Kit!

*Inserts a Nintendo Wii*

You receive a Real Time Strategy game meant for the Wii! All you have to do is find where the enemy base is and whack 'em until you get tennis elbow!! !


*Inserts a massive interplanetary spacecraft.*

The machine crushes it to the size of a metre cube and ejects it onto a pile of similarly crushed old cars.

*inserts superman into the machine*

Receives a verbose rant about Kryptonite and then silence ensues and another piece of material joins the pile.


*Inserts the Alpha Centauri system.*

It takes a little longer this time, but eventually the machine ejects a cubic metre of neutron matter and ejects that too onto the pile.

*inserts a penguin into the machine*

The pile now turns into Antarctica and the penguin conquers the universe.



*Inserts the movie Enemy Mine, along with Pandorum, Event Horizon, and Star Trek First Contact.*

(Hmmm don't think I've seen Pandorum. )

You receive a fine from the DVD club for returning the films late.

*Inserts Arnold Schwarzenegger*

Receives a Terminator teaching kindergarten in a South American jungle while trying to avoid being killed by an alien hunter who collects skulls.



*Inserts all the neutron stars in existence.*

You received the Big Bang!

*Inserts door*

You receive a room

*Inserts Hot Dog*

You get a chilli dog.

*Inserts some mustard*

You receive ketchup!

*inserts hoagie*

You have received a coupon for Subway.

*inserts quarter*

You receive the boogeyman!


*inserts booger *