PRIZE MACHINE

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You receive an old-fashioned push mower and orders to mow the rugby pitch.

*inserts an iPod*

You get the ipod back, filled with Brian Cassidy





*Inserts quarter*

You get a sensuous inner surge of happiness.

(inserts Venus)

You get a woman


*Inserts Mars*

You get a hard-drive overload in the universe. Not enough Daffy in your life, perhaps?

(inserts a lifetime supply of half-dollars)

You get a lifetime supply of quarters.

*inserts rubber duck*

You have received the rubber ducky song!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8[/youtube]

*inserts quarter*

You get a better song!! !!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KsPZ1f7MDs[/youtube]



(Inserts penny)

You get the sound of silence.

*inserts a boomerang*

You get the same boomerang to the face.


(Inserts quarter on a string and then pulls it out once the machine accepts it)

An alarm goes off on the machine and two burly security guards appear and escort you off the premises, giving you a kick up the rear as they throw you out of the door.

*Inserts law suit for assault*

You have received $10,000 in damages.

*inserts quarter*

You receive a free holiday at Reginaterrae's "Swim with a shark" holiday resort.

*inserts JAWS movie DVD*

You receive a booty shaker.

*inserts a camera for your wife*

You receive some compromising photographs!

*inserts a mud bath*

Gets a life-time prescription on an undergarment magazine.

*inserts a magnifier*