Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Except now your not really irritable, you just act and sound like you are even when your happy.

I wish earth was populated by intelligent life.

The world is now populated with intelligent life and see humans as dumb as animals and are farmed for meat or used as slaves.

I wish for some good luck.

Granted. It is your good luck too find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, you also find a leprechaun.

I wish i could reed at 1000 words per minute.

Granted, but in order for your brain to process that fast, more cells have to be active at once, so every time you try to read, you have a seizure.

I wish that the milk Regina is causing to come out of my breasts tasted better.

Granted, but you turn into an ORC program.

I wish my Amazon Kindle's web browser had 200Gbit/sec transfer speed on the downlink.

Granted. Now no one else can download things.

I wish cheese was easier to grate.

Granted, but the cheese falls apart in your hands.

I wish more people would PM me.

Granted. But you get so many PM's that your computer and the WP server crashes.

I wish i had an IQ of 170

Granted, that's on a scale of 1-1000. (and granted, now you're lactating chocolate milk! )

I wish Kim will email me tomorrow and offer me the position.

Granted, except that "the position" is on your hands and knees in front of your boss' chair as a foot rest.

I wish I could sense the things around me in addition to sight.

Granted, now you can smell them as well (welcome to the landfill!)

I wish to go to sleep now......

Granted, you are... (when you wake up) Welcome to 9823747 AD!

I wish more people read my blog.

Granted. but you wake up 5 minutes later

I wish i could find a T-shirt that fit right.

Granted. Enjoy all your tiny pants.

I still wish more people would read my blog.

Granted, your blog becomes the Next Hot Thing and draws 150 comments a day from morons and ranters and bots.

I wish it were easier for me to switch to the next task so I could be ON TIME once in a while!!

ETA wait, I meant to say also ... I checked out your blog and like it very much. Adding it to my blogger feed (no I don't blog there, I just use it for a blogroll for reading).

Granted, you lose your short term memory and keep switching task all the time now forgetting what you were doing a minute ago.

I wish it was Sunday tomorrow.