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Mdyar
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11 Sep 2010, 1:00 pm

Autism is caused by "quibbling about the local customs," and it is a resultant punishment for trying to think about things.



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12 Sep 2010, 3:44 pm

Autism is caused by kids eating to many pop rocks at once.



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12 Sep 2010, 3:54 pm

:( All the good ones are taken.

Fine...

...It is arguable that crack and disco are the primary causes... :?



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19 Sep 2011, 5:26 pm

Asperger's is caused by my stealing guacamole from my possibly psychopathic father.



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19 Sep 2011, 5:28 pm

It is caused by writing your name exactly 472 times in the month of December.


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19 Sep 2011, 6:55 pm

It is caused by a mother stepping a crack while pregnant and eating an ice cream sandwich



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19 Sep 2011, 8:05 pm

it's caused by Chuck Norris saying your autistic.



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19 Sep 2011, 9:12 pm

Autism is caused by oily skin.


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20 Sep 2011, 3:36 am

Autism is caused by too many cartwheels

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20 Sep 2011, 5:44 am

Autism is caused by the person below


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20 Sep 2011, 7:24 am

Autism is caused by the person above.


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20 Sep 2011, 10:39 am

Autism is caused from not taking your Flint stone's vitamins.



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20 Sep 2011, 11:14 am

I downed a bottle of Flinstone Vitamins when a kid, it was so good like candy.


ADHD is caused by too much sugar.



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20 Sep 2011, 11:27 am

Autism is caused by sugar



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20 Sep 2011, 1:50 pm

autism is caused by a mother not understanding subtle social cue while pregnant.


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20 Sep 2011, 1:51 pm

Autism is caused by reading too much popular psychology. :P