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RedheadedStep_Child
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18 Apr 2011, 1:44 pm

Granted, but it turns out she's only interested in your bread.

I wish the good things in life were really free.

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Yensid
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18 Apr 2011, 3:08 pm

Granted. The good things are free, but the fun things aren't good. :twisted:

I wish that I could take a break.

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19 Apr 2011, 5:39 pm

Granted! No corruption advised!

I wish for a job.

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19 Apr 2011, 7:42 pm

Granted. Here is your job:

I wish for an ibuprofen.

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19 Apr 2011, 9:14 pm

Granted, but the ibuprofen will give you kidney failure.

I wish that I can run the marathon in the olympics, and have no injuries before or after.

mox
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19 Apr 2011, 10:20 pm

Granted, but you can never stop running. Not ever.

I wish the emoticons would come to life.

Yensid
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19 Apr 2011, 11:40 pm

Granted. They not only come to life, they jump off of the screen. You can no longer go anyplace without being surrounded by buzzing emoticons.

I wish that there were ten times as many emoticons.

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chrissyrun
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20 Apr 2011, 12:20 am

Granted, but instead of this being a forum, it would be infested with emoticons and there would be nothing to do but look at those.

I wish that I could eat whatever I want, whenever I wanted and not get fat without having to think about it much.

(@ Mox, I would be fine if i could run for the rest of my life with no injuries, that's kinda like my dream come true...awesome, and i am taking it as I would run every day, so now you can't change it to every second....because i have proof:

Quote:

Granted, but you can never stop running. Not ever.

Yay!)

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20 Apr 2011, 4:39 am

Granted. Your body just rejects everything you put into it.

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Yensid
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20 Apr 2011, 6:16 am

No wish, so I will grant you something appropriate. Granted. Your feet are now made of balsa wood.

I wish that I had a funny hat.

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Wallourdes
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20 Apr 2011, 6:22 am

Granted. You now have a certain white pointy hat permanently attached to your head.

~

I wish for a religious experience

Yensid
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20 Apr 2011, 6:55 am

Granted. You will now spend the rest of your life pondering the meaning of sawdust.

I wish for a gold medal.

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Wallourdes
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20 Apr 2011, 7:08 am

Granted. You recieve gold fit for a fool! :lol:
Here is your "gold" medal.
purty Pyrite!

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I wish for a superhuman stamina.

Yensid
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20 Apr 2011, 8:43 am

Granted. You are now "The Thing".

I wish I went to bed earlier.

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Wallourdes
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20 Apr 2011, 9:49 am

Granted. You lost the best idea in the world in the process of turning back time.

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I wish for a excellent health

Yensid
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20 Apr 2011, 5:03 pm

Granted. You are now an extremely healthy fruit fly.

I wish that aliens from space would land on earth.

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