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12 Aug 2011, 10:36 pm

What is the line that pipe smokers get in to?

brownies

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13 Aug 2011, 1:35 am

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brownies

What do you get if you land in the mud with your knees?

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A: Box cutter.

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13 Aug 2011, 6:51 am

A- a guy that's too big who didn't use enough lube.
Q- [2nd try] a device for measuring car accidents.

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13 Aug 2011, 9:02 am

Q-what is a cop?

A-bearclaw

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13 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

Q, Name of a popular dessert derived from "bear".

A. Schrödinger's Cat

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13 Aug 2011, 2:22 pm

Q- What is meanest thing you can do to a cat?

A- Hilo, Hawaii

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13 Aug 2011, 7:50 pm

Q. What is the place where Akaka falls can be found

A. Fractals

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13 Aug 2011, 10:11 pm

Q. What are geometric shapes that consist of multiple tiny copies of themselves, such as the Mandelbrot set?

A. Dystopia.

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14 Aug 2011, 12:36 am

Q: What is the WRONG way to topia?

A: Cheesecake

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14 Aug 2011, 11:46 am

Q. What is the name of the dessert that is believed to have originated in ancient Greece?

A. ylang ylang

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14 Aug 2011, 12:02 pm

Q: What is the common name for Cananga odorata?

A: hotdog

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15 Aug 2011, 1:39 am

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A: hotdog

What was the name coined by a cartoon artist for an American Newspaper Sports section to describe the sausages in a bun sold at the local baseball game? (I am actually serious about this one!)

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A: Spam.

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15 Aug 2011, 1:43 am

Spuriously
Pervasive
Advertising
Messages
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Q- a collide-a-scope.

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15 Aug 2011, 1:24 pm

Q: how do ya' "vision" accidents?

A: ruler

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16 Aug 2011, 12:26 pm

bump

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16 Aug 2011, 1:19 pm

Q: What has Bill O'Reilly got lodged in his anal cavity?

A: That's what she said.

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