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23 Oct 2011, 7:08 pm

Autism is caused by a pregnant woman conducting too much electricity throughout her pregnancy.



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24 Oct 2011, 12:04 am

Autism is caused by volcanic dust.



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25 Oct 2011, 1:37 pm

Autism is caused by being ignored.



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26 Oct 2011, 10:56 pm

Autism is caused by living in the middle of nowhere.



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26 Oct 2011, 11:16 pm

Autism is caused by overuse of cellophane tape and coffee.



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27 Oct 2011, 9:29 am

autism is caused by thinking of autism


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27 Oct 2011, 8:06 pm

Autism is caused by being banned too much in the Banned for game on the WP website.... :?



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29 Oct 2011, 1:48 am

Autism is caused by a virus. A VIRUS INVENTED BY ME MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! !


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29 Oct 2011, 3:41 pm

Autism is caused by playing too many games on the PC for too long a time.....



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01 Nov 2011, 5:29 am

Autism is caused by watching Evangelion.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8pSxyrKBE[/youtube]
I find myself thinking like this recently, I never used to think like this.



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01 Nov 2011, 7:38 am

Autism is caused by inheriting DNA from Adam's first wife: Lilith.

Pure NT's are descended from Adam and Eve.

Low functioning autistics are descended from Adam and Lilith.

Higher functioning people on the spectrum have varying ratios of nuclear DNA from both Lilith and Eve.



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01 Nov 2011, 1:28 pm

Autism is caused by over-thinking what causes Autism.



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01 Nov 2011, 3:17 pm

Autism is cause by penguins. True Story.



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01 Nov 2011, 4:49 pm

Autism is caused by the pregnant mother being exposed to high levels of clowns during the gestation period.


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01 Nov 2011, 5:20 pm

Autism is caused by too much pizza.



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02 Nov 2011, 6:32 am

autism is caused by accessing the direction the tower of Piza is going fall, failing to correct for Pi,
and running ing in a post-humously incorrect direction


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