Corrupt A Wish

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[Omnipotence, not omniscience.]

Granted. The climate as we know it is destroyed.

I wish I could make some graffiti on Mars.

Granted. But you run out of paint. And then oxygen. And then you die. (I tried.)

I wish I can get all my work done.

Granted, your work is done, now you have to pack your things and leave your workplace for good.

I wish I worked on a train.

Granted. It is done and you are doomed to an eternity of ennui.

I wish for omniscience.

Granted. You know everything, but you don't understand any of it.

I wish for a perfectly prepared artichoke.

Granted. It is perfectly prepared for use as both bait and a trap.

I wish for the wish after the next to be uncorrupted.

Granted. It is uncorrupted for a short while before it is corrupted by someone else.

I wish had a new iPod.

[Assumption taken.]

Granted. You had a new iPod, but it is lost.

I wish for snow in LA.

Granted, the whole of LA is snowed under

I wish for a diamond ring

Granted. It's a 0.001 Carat diamond. You can almost see it under a microscope.

I wish for a surprise gift.

granted but it surprises you so much that you drop it on the floor and it breaks

i wish for lots of money

Granted. The clone machine gives you 348 copies of Eddie Money.

I wish for two tickets to paradise.

Granted, but they tore down paradise, put up a parking lot, so you have two tickets to a parking lot.

I wish that I had a better sense of smell.

Granted. Now you can smell every bad smell there is.

I wish for eight bytes.

Granted. 0x0000000000000000

I wish for a piece of the action.

Granted Jackie chan is very angry at you for breaking is car he
wants to give you some piece of action

I wish to visit Pyramids of Giza