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09 Feb 2012, 12:43 am

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09 Feb 2012, 9:46 am

Autism is caused by watching birds flap their wings repeatedly.


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09 Feb 2012, 10:16 am

Autism is caused by pregnant women huffing cat feces.


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10 Feb 2012, 7:25 pm

Autism is caused by breathing in samples of dog urine.


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10 Feb 2012, 7:41 pm

Autism is caused by humour..... 8O Kinda explains why every comedian has an odd character in them? ;)


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25 Feb 2012, 9:26 pm

Autism is caused by not watching Disney movies when you are young.



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26 Feb 2012, 12:58 am

Autism is caused by womb goblins.


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26 Feb 2012, 1:10 am

Autism is caused by inattention to unimportant life details.


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26 Feb 2012, 3:21 pm

Autism is caused by watching You-Tube on Sundays after church.


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26 Feb 2012, 6:02 pm

Autism is caused by SOPA censoring copyrighted chemicals in our brain.



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26 Feb 2012, 9:45 pm

autism is caused by not washing your hands after fishing


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27 Feb 2012, 12:33 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Autism is caused by watching You-Tube on Sundays after church.
Then that must mean I'm Autistic then, Thanks for the diagnosis, Doctor! :lol:


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27 Feb 2012, 1:56 am

Autism is caused by the strands of DNA being played like a fiddle.


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27 Feb 2012, 6:18 am

Autism is caused by a lack of beer in my fridge.



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27 Feb 2012, 8:27 am

Autism was caused by a crack team of engineers who goofed when trying to manipulate people into geniuses


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28 Feb 2012, 5:47 pm

Causes:

Other people's stupidity.

Genes. If they're too tight, your head swells.

Dope. (Too much experimentation with it by the psychiatric profession ~ they're all stoned)

Public Schooling. ('nuff said there :roll: )


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