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Granted, but its raw skunk heads with cyanide sause.

I wish i was a superHero

Granted. Your super power is being able to flap your ears at the speed of light.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

Granted but it only works on things you didn't need to remember.

I wish I had some purpose :/

Granted. Your purpose is to suffer.
I wish for pizza!

granted- you have pizza the hut, and you owe him a millon space bucks

i wish i was a mog

Granted. You lose your rights as a human.

I wish the trade winds blew backwards.

They do! Now all of european history has run in reverse, and you've never been born.

I wish Aspergers was a sandwich.

Granted. It's the most delicious sandwich ever and people eat so many the ingrediants go extince and everyone falls into a deep depression.

I wish everyone would cheer up.

Granted. Everyone is so happy that no problems are taken seriously and the world population dies off as a result.

I wish for a fully integrated monorail system that had stops in convenient locations.

Granted. However all the stops are convenient for me not you.

I wish i would stop making so many stupid mistakes.

Granted, but you'll never learn anything because you'll never make mistakes.

I wish I did not live in a blue world.

Granted. The color blue disappears, making the world unfathomably hideous.

I wish for the color blue back.

Granted, but all the other colours get taken away

I wish Americans would learn how to spell colour properly.

Granted. The spelling "color" is now acknowledged worldwide as the only correct one.

I wish life were less stressful.

Granted all stresses are taken away making all the bridges collapse.

I wish blue cheese was yellow.

Granted. But now it tastes like.cheddar.

I wish there were dragons in the real.world.