PRIZE MACHINE

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Receives the witch's house with the witch still in it.

Inserts a jawbreaker.

Receives a broken jaw

*inserts sunglasses*

receives two black eyes from the prank I pulled

Inserts a hankie

Receives snot.

* Inserts rocks *

Receives a landslide.

Inserts a brony

Would've received a My Little Pony, but instead got a baron, because the PRIZE MACHINE autocorrect changed your spelling to "barony". Oops! Sorry!

*Inserts a chocolate covered ant*

Receives a chocolate covered uncle (that auto-correct at work again...)

*inserts trumpet*

Receives same trumpet back filled with a mystery person's saliva

Inserts asthma inhaler

Receives a butterball. Somehow I don't think it will work better for your lungs than Albuterol, but there seems to be no way to shut off that stupid autocorrect. This is getting ridiculous!

*Inserts a complaint about autocorrect*

*receives a thank-you note from the prize machine thanking you for your compliment regarding it's auto-correct service*

*inserts dictionary to try to tell machine what words are actually spelled correctly*

Receives a thank-ewe note two, for you're complement.

*Sends a wordless shout of frustration into the machine*

Receives a wordless shout of frustration right back at ya

*inserts advice*

Receives failure

Inserts my socks

Receives a gulping sound, followed by a cough and then a "pleh, pleh, pleh" sound.

*Inserts an autumn leaf*

Receives a rake

inserts two deadly snakes

EDITED

Receives this: and the question: "Would that be the number two and some unspecified number of snakes or just two deadly snakes?"

*Inserts an apology for snarkiness on a bad night*