Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. If I understand you correctly, it is the death of information. We are all now mindless gray blobs because of the lack of information. If I ere, please dumb down your wish.

I wish my birthday wasn't in winter.

[I-T death: irretrievably dead, impossible to reconstruct without time travel, rather difficult to corrupt, no?]

Granted. You will have never been born, thus removing that possibility.

I wish for a personal library.

Granted. All your money was used to buy an old, abandoned library, it has no books and criminals use it as a hideout.

I wish people would do everything I command them and them not being angry at me for having to do so but be happy instead!

Granted. You cause the creation of a dystopic eutopia [sic] not unlike the one featured in Brave New World.

I wish for a Death Star or equivalent geocidal device.

Granted. Its set to self destruct and you can't override it.

I wish I could be abducted by friendly aliens so I can have a holiday with a difference.

Granted. They are friendly but cannot comprehend that any life can breathe anything other than a gas with high concentrations of hydrogen sulfide.

I wish to take a bath in liquid helium, knowing in advance how cold it is.

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish for a uncorrupted wish

Granted to myself.

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

Nothing happens.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted. You did a few minutes ago.

I wish for yellow cake.

Granted. Your wish is corrupted on transfer so ERROR.


I wish all ERRORS on the internet ceased to exist.

Granted. The Internet dies.

I wish to see thermal infrared.

Granted. "thermal infrared" See?

I wish I had some fireworks right now.

Granted - your house is on fire - enjoy the show.

I wish I were psychic enough to know who will post next...

I shall remember that in future.

Granted. But your psychic ability only works on this thread.

I'm still wishing the wish from my last post, which was never answered.

the following 2 wishes have not been corrupted yet so here goes.
I wish my birthday wasn't in winter.

Granted it is now on the 4th of july but no ones believes you. so yet get no presents

I wish for yellow cake.

Granted. It is a yellow cake of soap.


I wish the weather would be like today always.