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redrobin62
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06 Jan 2014, 11:12 pm

It's like all the other pills you take, just a little larger.



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07 Jan 2014, 5:25 pm

, because of the exponential increase of its initial mass


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07 Jan 2014, 5:44 pm

Topped with the carbonara sauce, this one is our most state of the art version yet.


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08 Jan 2014, 7:46 pm

Plums.


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08 Jan 2014, 7:50 pm

I guess, but it'll never fit through the slot.



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09 Jan 2014, 5:02 pm

I told you that was the way it was.


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We, the people on the Autistic Spectrum have a choice.
We can either try to "fit in" with the rest of society, or we can be so egocentric that we can't be bothered.
I choose the actor. I observe NT's. I listen to their socializing. I practice it, so in social situations I can just emulate/mimic what is expected.
It isn't natural for me, but it enables me to "fit in".
It is VERY tiring and draining, but at least we can appear like them even though it is an act. Like being on the stage.
They can't see it is emulation, and so we are accepted.


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09 Jan 2014, 5:22 pm

No! It's made of jam roly-poly boot polish.


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09 Jan 2014, 9:46 pm

You can go, but if you forget the Cisco, don't come back!



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12 Jan 2014, 2:51 pm

Don't bother with the Clingfilm, your better of having liposuction.


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12 Jan 2014, 2:54 pm

that's why it stings when you pee


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12 Jan 2014, 2:56 pm

It's nothing like chewing a teabag.


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12 Jan 2014, 4:21 pm

Sure, but without sugar, it's too bitter.



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12 Jan 2014, 4:57 pm

No madame, that is not beef but duck you are eating.


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12 Jan 2014, 5:07 pm

You move fine but I can do without all those excessive swirls.



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12 Jan 2014, 5:43 pm

Long story short that's how it got stuck up there


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12 Jan 2014, 5:44 pm

Mustard will make it more erect.


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