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22 Mar 2007, 7:17 am

Hot! don't touch!

doordoctor wrote:

ohh ok, i thought it was the safety because of were its located on a pistol, its in that area, but since i personally dont own any guns, i guess it can be in diffearnt areas depending on when gun was made

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22 Mar 2007, 7:20 am

T-rav20 wrote:

Hot! don't touch!

doordoctor wrote:

cool, thanks for the pic of were the safety is,

faster then a speeding bullet, (it makes the bullet speed)

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22 Mar 2007, 10:52 am

Little did he know that the robot was ordering 200 pizzas to be delivered shortly. Worse, they had very poor topping choice.

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22 Mar 2007, 11:08 am

after all that walking, im hungry!! (too bad the robot ordered the THE WRONG topping that isnt eatable by humans ! !)

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22 Mar 2007, 11:12 am

compucloser

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22 Mar 2007, 11:22 am

the door to heaven, walk to the light

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22 Mar 2007, 11:24 am

"Doctor, you've created artificial intelligence, that's wonderful! But why in a door closer?"

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22 Mar 2007, 11:25 am

i was told to turn the other cheek

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22 Mar 2007, 11:27 am

Would someone please answer the phone? My feet are stuck and I can't move!

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22 Mar 2007, 11:34 am

Jameson wrote:

"Doctor, you've created artificial intelligence, that's wonderful! But why in a door closer?"

lol good one, you just had to make me laugh out loud, i now got my monthly womanly curse because of that (not being mean)

this face we will never see on a milk carton

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22 Mar 2007, 11:38 am

laptop-£1500
closer-£50
getting a professional to fit the closer so it wont fall onto your brand new laptop-Priceless

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22 Mar 2007, 11:43 am

naaa im not wasting my time picking that up, them stupid telemarketers now ring phone booths!! !!

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22 Mar 2007, 11:45 am

doordoctor wrote:

naaa im not wasting my time picking that up, them stupid telemarketers now ring phone booths!! !!

The reason telemarketers are now calling phone booths. This one can make 5 calls at once!

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22 Mar 2007, 11:45 am

Jim: "God? Is that you?"
God: "Yeah, it's me. Look, I hate to ask, but... do you have a quarter? I spent all my change on the crane game in the mall."

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Oops. Out of order.

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22 Mar 2007, 11:46 am

Jameson wrote:

doordoctor wrote:

naaa im not wasting my time picking that up, them stupid telemarketers now ring phone booths!! !!

The reason telemarketers are now calling phone booths. This one can make 5 calls at once!

how did you know about my magic phone!! !! !! !!

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22 Mar 2007, 12:34 pm

well this ain't a toilet but i need to pee so badly.

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