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26 May 2013, 8:44 pm

Granted. Here, enjoy this little green house from my Monopoly game.

I wish I had a full-size, real, functional, working, problem-free, brand new car

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26 May 2013, 9:04 pm

Granted, but the car requires 5 gallons to travel 1 mile. Given the high price of gasoline, you will find yourself in debt quickly.

I wish that Danica Patrick would win the Sprint Cup.

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27 May 2013, 7:32 am

Granted but Danica Patrick was never able to win another race ever again.

I wish Bill Gates shook my hand

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27 May 2013, 10:59 am

Granted. He uses a joy buzzer and humiliates you worldwide.

I wish to be invisible to surveillance cameras.

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27 May 2013, 11:07 am

Granted. You are invisible to everyone else too, and get run over by a bus.

I wish the sun was green and easy to look at.

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27 May 2013, 2:24 pm

Granted, but due to its new lack of heat, the world turns to ice.

I wish I had tickets and expense money and hotel reservations for a world wide vacation.

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27 May 2013, 3:58 pm

Granted. But your itinerary includes Paris, France where you get arrested for acting autistic and have to endure their terrors.

I wish for a cool mist outside lasting for exactly 1 hour.

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27 May 2013, 4:25 pm

Granted, but the cool mist is a bitterly cold fog, and you freeze.

I wish I had a castle.

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27 May 2013, 8:39 pm

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of Castle Dracula. It is still inhabited by its original tenant.

I wish I had a candied apple.

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27 May 2013, 8:54 pm

Granted. The candy includes a generous ration of pufferfish poison.

I wish my mind wasn’t riddled with moral dilemmas.

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27 May 2013, 9:48 pm

Hold still, you are getting a Frontal Lobotomy, no worries about your mind at all, now.

I wish I lived in a trailer park!

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27 May 2013, 10:47 pm

Granted but the trailer park is on the moon and you live with all the people you dont like in one trailer.

I wish my grandad was alive.

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27 May 2013, 11:20 pm

Granted, but the blood god requires sacrifice in exchange, and although he is alive now you are not. Hope that's ok, 'cause I didn't have the heart to do anything to anyone's Grandfather.

I wish I had more motivation.

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28 May 2013, 2:35 am

Here's your motivation:

Itching powder in your underwear drawer!

THAT should get you moving! :lol:

I wish I had a moat for my castle......

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28 May 2013, 4:17 am

Granted, but as moats were, it's filled with sewage.

I wish for world peace.

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28 May 2013, 5:29 am

Granted but world peace only lasted for 10 seconds and world war 3 had began because of it.

I wish i could have a girlfriend

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