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Heads a company whose chief duty is to hold mass gatherings of gorgons.

Attended one of these mass gatherings dressed as a refrigerator shipping carton.

Tried to ship a refrigerator carton full of snakes by plane.....

Samuel L. Jackson found out, and is really MAD!

Sylkat

Plans to fill all milk cartons with green mamba snakes, so as to really liven up kids' dull, morning cereal routine.

Plans to videotape the resulting merriment.

Did you know that the bite of the Gaboon Viper kills in twenty minutes?!

Sylkat

Instead of using a timer to time how long her scones are in the oven, she makes sure that at the very moment they go in, someone she knows is bitten by a Gaboon Viper, and thus knows exactly when her scones will be ready.

I-Wanna-Blue knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.


Sylkat

Sylkat intends to ruin the mystery for current and future generations who are barely aware of who Jimmy Hoffa is or why it matters.


* Ding! * Scones are done! ...and Jimmy's dead.

Staged a "Weekend at Bernie's" style con, with the help of Sylkat, with the unconscious Jimmy Hoffa being held between them.

Is responsible for the Black Mamba that was waiting under Bernie's pillow.


Sylkat

Strangely seems to know all about the movies I haven't seen, and nothing about the ones I have seen.

^Attempts to watch at least one movie per day.

Attempts to watch ThetaIn3D, attempting to watch at least one movie per day.

Makes phone calls to strangers, telling them that they won the lottery.


Sylkat

Pretends to be Ed McMahon and sends out mass mailings which claim the person may have already won 10,000 dollars - if they would just send in a few magazine subscriptions...

Actually the magazine subscription part is the weirdest part in this internet era.

Subscribed to the magazine: "Internet Weekly: Why you should use the internet, instead of reading magazines"