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ExceladonCity
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07 Oct 2013, 4:50 pm

Uses rotten pumpkin puree as air freshener.



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07 Oct 2013, 4:51 pm

Uses rotten banana peels as air fresheners


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07 Oct 2013, 4:53 pm

Lives in my closet full of rotten bananas.



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07 Oct 2013, 4:54 pm

Lives in a tree that grows rotten apples.


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07 Oct 2013, 4:57 pm

Eats rotten apple pie from my tree.



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07 Oct 2013, 5:06 pm

Invites squirrels for sleepovers in his tree.


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07 Oct 2013, 5:11 pm

Looks for a better tree



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07 Oct 2013, 5:12 pm

Plays Munchkin with aforementioned squirrels.



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07 Oct 2013, 5:14 pm

Thinks the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz are munchkin cats.


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07 Oct 2013, 5:30 pm

WitchsCat once purposefully harbored the AIDS virus and affectionately referred to it as "Mittens, Destroyer of Immune Systems".


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07 Oct 2013, 5:45 pm

Was responsible for mailing Anthrax to every world leader.


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07 Oct 2013, 6:22 pm

Mails beautifully-wrapped Christmas packages to world leaders.

However, the packages contain her used kitty litter.


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07 Oct 2013, 7:05 pm

Regularly rubs aloe vera upon various tables, believing that it will make them sentient.


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07 Oct 2013, 7:16 pm

Tried to rub aloe vera gel on a parrot's beak, to improve his vocabulary.

Got three fingers bitten off.


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07 Oct 2013, 8:10 pm

ate the bitten off fingers in a sandwich


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08 Oct 2013, 6:02 am

Collects tooth brush bristles.


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