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babybird
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08 Oct 2013, 3:37 pm

Washes her face in trifle.


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08 Oct 2013, 3:48 pm

Paints her nails with caramel


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08 Oct 2013, 6:57 pm

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Tried to rub aloe vera gel on a parrot's beak, to improve her vocabulary.

Got three fingers bitten off.


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Fixed that for you.


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08 Oct 2013, 7:21 pm

His avatar is the spawn of the terminator and msn messaging, in other words, skynet's little brother.


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08 Oct 2013, 7:22 pm

Sews disconnected fingers back on.

Using satin ribbon and dental floss and Christmas Tree tinsel.


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09 Oct 2013, 3:57 am

Threw a pork pie at the queen when she went to Buckingham palace.


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09 Oct 2013, 7:26 am

Demanded that the Queen abdicate and make her the new Monarch of Britain.



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09 Oct 2013, 7:45 am

Confuses a queen for a type of butterfly.



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09 Oct 2013, 9:56 am

Grew a caterpillar up his nose and called it Bogey.


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09 Oct 2013, 2:37 pm

Raises caterpillars in her stomach and wait for butterflies to come out her mouth.


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09 Oct 2013, 2:39 pm

Creates butterfly sculptures with actual butter.



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09 Oct 2013, 2:57 pm

His left and right foot have names, and have toe-wiggling conversations with one another.



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09 Oct 2013, 3:00 pm

Owns a balloon called jimmy.


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09 Oct 2013, 3:31 pm

Own an umbrella called Danny.


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09 Oct 2013, 3:34 pm

Butters and sandwiches her feet between two slices of bread, and then sticks them in a sandwich toaster for toasted cheese sandwich slippers. And adds worcester sauce for flavour.



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09 Oct 2013, 4:04 pm

Puts candy and chocolate syrup on her spaghetti, ala Elf.


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