Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted. You are now bad at everything else.
I wish I could sew.

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Wish granted now you're hair and nails can't be cut. You can break your nails but your hair will grow forever and ever.
I wish to play Christine in Phantom of the Opera.

Granted! You are Christine, but unfortunately you keep missing all the high notes. How embarrassing!

I wish I could finish corrupting a wish before someone else gets to it first.

Me too. Wish granted but now you will have to corrupt everyone's wishes.
I wish to be kidnapped by Erik(the phantom)

Granted! He kidnaps you, but he also kills you.

I wish I had me a funfetti cake right now. Yum!

Wish granted now you have a bunch of crumbs on you
I wish to sing higher than everyone else

Granted! You sing so high that you break all glass.

I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wish granted but it isn't much.
I wish for some cheese-it's. that sound delicious

Granted! But goldfish are better!

I wish for a bowl sherbet ice cream.

Granted but it is so big you will have to jump in to eat it. Then you will freeze to death. Expect the unexpected
I wish to I could live in the 1870's

Granted! But instead of the Civil War lasting from 1861-1865, it lasts from 1861-1879. You are greatly affected from the war.

I wish I could go skiing. Skiing is fun!

Wish granted but you will fall and break your leg. Ouch!
I wish to never be stalked again.

No!

Granted! You will never again be stalked, but robbers break into your house and steal all your priceless possessions and you end up getting hurt in the process because you caught them in the act.

I wish I was so good at skiing that I never fall and break anything.

Wish granted you are now a professional and have to ski24/7 until you die
I wish to be a boy

Granted! You are a boy, but you won't be able to change back even if you wanted to.

I wish I didn't have the hiccups.