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When I have want to take a break from wearing something or having a certain thing.
Me too. Granted but you will now burp all the time. Gross. Embarrassed yet.
I wish to be the girl on fire, not get burned, and be with Peeta.

Granted, you will be on fire but will never be burned, and you are with Peeta. However, there is a plot twist and Peeta dies. You are with him when he does.

I wish I was at the movies right now.

Wish granted but the power goes off.
I wish for Peeta or me not to die

Granted! Neither you or Peeta will ever die, but you health will decline with old age and you be in absolute misery forever.

I wish I could go to homecoming at my university alma mater so I can see everyone.

Wish granted but they won't recognize you
I wish to prepare for bed now.

Granted, but you find your bed is full bedbugs. Sweet dreams!

I wish to sleep well tonight, and to never have bedbugs or anything like that.

Wish granted you will have tons of nightmares instead but won't be able to wake up
I wish not to have bedbugs.

Granted, there are no bedbugs, but there are actual real monsters in your closet.....and there not like the monsters from Monster Inc. either. These monsters are like demons.

I really wish to never get the hiccups again, ever!! !

Granted. But since it’s generally caused by a full stomach, you’ll always go hungry.

I wish I could enter the world of Harvest Moon and stay there if I wanted to. But I would want more stamina than the player there tends to have in most games!

Granted! You can stay there and you have more stamina, but you get forever trapped in the game.

I wish to never have to go hungry, or that anyone had to go hungry...especially children.

Due to the Euro crisis 43 million Europeans can’t eat enough daily. For the first time since WW2 children’s prospects are bleaker than their parents’.

Granted, but they’ll overeat and develop diabetes, high cholesterol and heart diseases.

I wish I could reshape the world as I wanted.

Yikes! The U.S. seems to have a bleak future too.

Granted! You are able to reshape the world as you see fit, but you can only do so once.

I wish for content.

Yeah, I don’t really see things improving either.

Granted, you are content, but you always are. You’re never skippingly happy. You’re never excited. You lose the ability to feel empathy, unless the other person is feeling content. You’re seen as cold and indifferent. But you’re still content.

I wish for no-one to mess up my perfect new world, neutralizing any need to do it twice.

Granted! No one messes up anything in your perfect new world. You do that!

I wish to keep my ability to feel empathy, and to never be cold or indifferent. Also I wish to be able to feel happy and excited.

Granted, but with that comes all the negativity too. You’ll have to settle for contention occasionally only.

I wish to not mess up my perfect world! (and no one else will either)

Granted! No one else will mess it up. As for you, you don't mess it up, but everyday is a constant battle to keep from messing it up. It takes its toll on you.

I wish it was Saturday.