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Your fault that the television is boring you....you are supposed to turn it on before you sit and watch it for two hours.

Your fault that I get so mesmerised by your avatar that I forget to turn on the tv at all, as my computer screen takes all my attention.

Your fault that I cannot see what you are feeding that squirrel.

Your fault for not realizing it's actually a cigarette to calm his nerves before he embarks on his next dangerous spying mission for the Republic of Q.

It's your fault that the cigarette is actually a bomb that severely wounds him before the mission starts.

I must blame you for dragging me into your odd fantasy land. Due to his injuries, Agent Squirrel remains in the hospital and notices an orderly behaving oddly. Following the orderly at a discreet distance, Squirrel uncovers a plot that would have given the enemy free access to the entire base.

Since 'the enemy' is The Flat Earth Society', I do not foresee anything too terrible happening.

Wrong ideas can hurt. Your fault for failing to recognize this.

You cannot believe that the Earth is NOT flat!

If that is the case, you deserve monumental blame!

Your fault if said monument is of me naked.

Your fault that said monument shall be sculpted by a student of Picasso.

Your fault I got all those women pregnant, if you were around more often I wouldn't stray so much!

Obviously your fault, then, for all those newborns who hiss and snarl and bite people.

It's your fault that the sparrows are plotting against us.

I blame you for my being sober this morning, put a bag on it, and where is that bottle!?

Who filled up my calendar? It must have been YOU!