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Booyakasha
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21 Mar 2015, 2:27 pm

:lmao:

banned for your real name is Shredd Constanzo the Beardo :jester:



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21 Mar 2015, 2:42 pm

banned because your true name is Geraldine "Nan" Margaret Jenkins, Keeper of the Keratin. your life energy is what lets me keep this beard (i can feel it!)


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21 Mar 2015, 2:44 pm

I ban you for not using the shampoo for extra sensitive beards with pineapple extract :evil:



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21 Mar 2015, 2:53 pm

banned, you monster for hurting my sensitive beard's feelings. :( is your's this sensitive?

(i got confused for my own uncle at least once because of it..."is that your brother?" no, he's my son...)


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21 Mar 2015, 3:00 pm

banned for mine is even worse! i have to wash her every day three times with chamomile tea. otherwise she gets very angry with me.



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21 Mar 2015, 3:18 pm

Banned for having a thing against chamomile tea


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22 Mar 2015, 3:00 am

banned for having a thing against gorgeous beards washed with chamomile tea.



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22 Mar 2015, 3:01 am

oh god hold me i'm so on edge and paranoid right now, and it's all your fault, banned. :evil:


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22 Mar 2015, 3:02 am

I ban you for not banning me sooner! :evil:



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22 Mar 2015, 11:23 am

Banned for continuing to post when you have already been banned several times.



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22 Mar 2015, 1:24 pm

Banned for being the ban police.


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22 Mar 2015, 2:21 pm

banned for not joining the sloth police.



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22 Mar 2015, 4:26 pm

Banned for wanting to have the kind of police hyaenas would laugh at.


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22 Mar 2015, 8:25 pm

Banned for having a creepy snowman...


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22 Mar 2015, 8:42 pm

banned for not imitating a kind of dry british banter which is banworthy.


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22 Mar 2015, 9:34 pm

Banned for not making it more obvious what you were referring to....