World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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I take the chance to summon my pal mehrunes dagon and unleash him onto the unsuspecting earth and yvan.

*summons Akatosh to fight Mehrunes Dagon. Dagon is defeated*

Fool! Haven't you played ES4?! Mehrunes is defeated by Akatosh in it.

The avatar of Akatosh to be more specific.

I unleash my ally dagoth ur and his minion on yvan!

*Draws blade coated in quicksilver(mercury for those of you who don't know)* I slice open the back of Mehrunes Dagon's head and save the world.

*summons SHIRO TAGACHI* *posses's shiro and goes on a killing rampage*

Lol mehrunes dagon is a god, and he cannot be defeat by mortal weapons. Only godly weapons,

No. Mehrunes Dagon is a Daedric prince. Not a god.

my mistake, I know, but i like mehrunes so I call him a god. I send my friend dagoth ur after you yvan!

*attacks Dagoth Ur with chainsword, boltgun, and army of psykers and spacemarines, which ultimatley ends in Dagoth Ur being PWNED*

*dagoth ur kepts on reviving and then kills yvan's army and finishes his giant stompy robot and destroys yvan*

*reincarnates and then orders Exterminatus to be carried out at the planet Dagoth Ur is currently on. Yvan teleports out and the planet is obliterated, Dagoth Ur is reduced to slag and can't regenerate*

*he teleports back to his home dimension and I bring in my friend kane to give me some tiberium weaponry. I then tiberium infest your planets.*

You should really get better equipment, you think that my planets are being infested! in actuality though, the tiberium weaponry was destroyed by missiles when it was going through the atmosphere.

*sends in Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick kt-64's planet into oblivion (not the location in the Elder Scrolls games(

while that's going on I complete my assencion to godhood and send my holy empire to collect magicite and kill whoever post's next.

*unfortunately the tiberium still makes contact with your world. and infects it. He just mearly dented my homeworld*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exterminatus

Exterminatus destroys the whole world. It doesn't dent it. It DESTROYS it.