Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but it is washed by urine.

I wish there were more punk rock bands out there nowadays...

Granted. They all suck.

I wish I could walk on a rainbow.

Granted, but the rainbow is fragile and could crash at any second.

I wish cats liked rock music.

Granted, but they blast it full volume at all hours and you can never sleep.

I wish flan was more nutritious, but just as delicious.

granted. every serving of flan now has 3000% of all the nutrients and vitamins you need daily, so you can never get to eat anything for a month after having flan.

i wish dogs could drive.

Yep they now drive so well and carefully that people are banned from driving and only dogs are allowed on the roads.

I wish dolphins could breathe on land.

Dolphins learn how to breathe and wants revenge for the Flipper movies. They take over the world and eradicate mankind in a nuclear war.

I wish the winter was over and summer would begin tommorow

Yes it starts tomorrow but global warming sped up to such an extent that it's impossible to survive and the population gets driven underground and no crops can handle the heat on the surface.

I wish I could telepathically communicate with anyone I want to at any time.

Granted, but you can't control what you send, and end up telling everyone you hate them.

I wish my dad would get up from his nap.

Granted. He will sternly punish you for your wish being granted.

I wish my illness would go away.

Granted, your illness suddenly evolves granting you immortality, where you rapidly grow old and frail but can never die.

I wish I had a crop dusting plane full of rainbow colors of food coloring, that i can go out and spray the snow with colorful cheer!

i haven't seen you in a while.

granted. the populace inhabiting the area sees in monochrome and can't appreciate your good deed.

i wish i stopped burping constantly.

Granted. Now all that gas comes out in the form of farting constantly.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Granted. People keep bumping into you as they can't see you.

I wish i wasn't afraid of heights.

granted. you are now afraid of lows, constantly seeking higher and higher structures in an attempt to escape the dreaded ground.


i wish i could mend all my past relationships.

Granted. All your exes have come back to you at once and now they're all mad at you for cheating on them.

I wish I had arachnophobia.