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Butteryinnervoid
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22 Feb 2019, 10:54 pm

I'm hiding.



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02 Mar 2019, 4:22 pm

No more peopling will be had today because of already having to ignore 2 humans on my way from taking trash out and getting my mail. Thank you and good day.



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03 Mar 2019, 12:38 am

Not now, these people are making fun of me. By the way, does throwing vegan bratwurst at people count as assault?



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03 Mar 2019, 2:19 pm

I was hit by flying vegan bratwurst.



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03 Mar 2019, 6:43 pm

I need some quality cat time.



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04 Mar 2019, 8:23 am

Don't look at me, I just work here.



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04 Mar 2019, 8:27 am

I'd make an excuse, but my dog ate it.


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04 Mar 2019, 9:57 am

Excuses, excuses-so sick and tired of them! I can't think of anything more creative, anyway!



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04 Mar 2019, 2:07 pm

I can't see without subtitles.



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05 Mar 2019, 12:19 pm

I forgot my glasses



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05 Mar 2019, 12:24 pm

The people I hired to do the work were all deported.



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05 Mar 2019, 12:31 pm

I was building a wall.



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07 Mar 2019, 12:44 am

Both of my contacts fell out. At the same time.



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07 Mar 2019, 8:41 pm

My toasted caught fire.



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08 Mar 2019, 9:20 am

Just because.



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08 Mar 2019, 11:48 am

I smell carbon monoxide.