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27 Jun 2019, 11:26 pm

consistently vote to disenfranchise oneself and one's social class, in favor of the wealthy.



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28 Jun 2019, 6:11 am

Go to school.


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28 Jun 2019, 6:16 am

go to shoool minus any supplies or even clothes :mrgreen:



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28 Jun 2019, 7:04 am

Pouring water on people’s heads is a great way to make friends.



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28 Jun 2019, 2:00 pm

Mix itching powder with your talc for an extra post shower kick


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29 Jun 2019, 6:27 am

forcing them to swallow mass quantities of heavy water is an even worse way to make friends



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29 Jun 2019, 7:44 am

Hydration is important. Drink at least 10 cups of water every minute.


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30 Jun 2019, 3:42 am

go to the bathroom every month, whether or not you need to do so.



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30 Jun 2019, 6:31 am

Feel sick and don't know why? Drink a gallon of water from: Tap, provided by the notorious Johnson Ranch Utilities, AZ.

Poor boy-o, probably why he was sick in the first place.



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30 Jun 2019, 6:33 am

Eat some thumb tacks.


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30 Jun 2019, 6:43 am

Never speak much to your grandpa? When he visits tomorrow, break the ice by telling him the fact you had a dream about him being a murderer.

(He also had a prized koi fish the size of a shark, I touched it and it died. He was so mad in the dream!)



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30 Jun 2019, 6:50 am

eat dirt.



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30 Jun 2019, 7:01 am

Do whatever auntblabby says! Like I do :mrgreen:
/has sustained multiple critical injuries, multiple limb and intestine transplants, has probably died numerous times/



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30 Jun 2019, 7:30 am

but you were resuscitated one more time than you have died. :wtg:



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30 Jun 2019, 7:34 am

auntblabby wrote:
eat dirt.

What flavour?


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30 Jun 2019, 7:35 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
eat dirt.

What flavour?

"organic chocolate" or "organic urea flavored" courtesy of passing animals.