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paints extraordinarily beautiful pictures of white elephants in the snow. Here is one of his paintings:

likes to run in the rat race wearing a mickey mouse hat.

Has a summer home on the Moon.

Zips around Wrong Planet in her Routemaster.

submitted a post-doctoral thesis on the relative merits of sago and plutonium, but had it rejected because of all the swear words.

Requested the following information:

How Do You Make Goula or Gula (or Sago Pudding)?

Ingredients:

2.5 litres/5 pints/10 cups water
300 g/10 oz/2 cups sago
2 Tbsp fresh milk or coconut milk
pinch of salt

Instructions:

Bring the f*****g water to a fast boil and slowly dribble in the f*****g sago. Let it boil fast for 5 to 7 f*****g minutes. Turn off f*****g heat, cover the f*****g pan with a well-fitting lid and leave for 10 f*****g minutes. The f*****g sago will finish cooking in the stored f*****g heat and the f*****g grains will become f*****g clear. Run cold f*****g water into the f*****g pan, stir, then pour the f*****g contents of pan into a f*****g sieve, shaking the f*****g sieve so the f*****g water runs off.

Put f*****g sago into a f*****g bowl, stir in f*****g milk and add f*****g salt. This f*****g quantity of milk is just enough to give it a f*****g pearly white appearance. Divide between individual f*****g dessert dishes or moulds, or pour into one larger f*****g mould and chill.

Serve the f*****g sago accompanied by palm f*****g sugar syrup and f*****g coconut milk in separate f*****g jugs.

Yield: Serves 6 to 8

caused me to strain all my muscles that have anything to do with laughing.

is on the floor spastically moving because of a second eruption of laughter after reading cc's reply once again

Has a sucked mouth due to his association with lemons

Drives me to distraction.

Easily squicked out by flashing, rapidly-moving avatars. (~woozy~...)

Is the new spokeperson for Lunesta.

has planned a trip to mexico walking on his thumbs

Is currently planning her World Domination Tour of the UK.

(Hope you have a great time and find lots of cheap eats, lemon!)

has perfected her trans-planet eavesdropping device.

She hasn't settled on a name for it yet, though she does think "International Normalised Terrestrial Eavesdropping Reportage - Never Eschewing Terrapins" is favourite.

May be the grandson of Capt. James Thaddeus Kirk.