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I always found noosperism thinny to funk of.

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep!

I didn't invent this but must share the one about the professor chewing out a student who didn't come to class much:

"You have hissed my mystery lectures; you have tasted the whole worm!"

After an hour's work polishing the silver it's now all shite and briny.

Mardon me, padam, this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to a sheet?

Friends, Romans and countrymen, end me your leers!

and another version:

https://bennibrisson.wordpress.com/2019 ... airy-tale/

Now the storal of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to lall in fove with you ­­don’t forget to slop your dripper.

When it comes to taking spoonerism to high art its hard equal this guy who gives the "Lirty Dies" monologue at the end of every live show by Washington DC's own political satire troupe "the Capitol Steps".

Theyve been at it since "Resident Pagan" (starring Milla Jovovich ).

Spoonerisms are named after the Reverend W. A. Spooner (1844-1930) who was Dean and Warden of New College in Oxford, England. He is reputed to have made these verbal slips frequently.

I once heard that the Reverend Spooner liked to ride to work on a well boiled boiled icicle.

Cat flap (Flat cap).

I've watched a total eclin of the moopse a couple of times, but I've never watched an eclin of the supse because I don't have the special gloked smasses you're supposed to use to avoid blowing glind.

fake a mew nend (make a new friend)

I love it when a clam puns together!

Like a word on a byre
Like chunkin' midnight drier
I have tried in my fray
To be wee.

(Kennard Loen.)

Would you like a nasal hut?