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munstead
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01 Jun 2022, 6:51 am

Refuses to recognise any time zones other than GMT.



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01 Jun 2022, 6:53 am

Refuses to acknowledge any year beyond 1800 and insists all electronic kit are run on steam power.


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01 Jun 2022, 6:57 am

insists that eating carrots is murder.



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01 Jun 2022, 7:16 am

Claims he is doing his bit for the environment, due to cows belching so much methane into the atmosphere he is a one man drive to eat as many cows as possible.


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01 Jun 2022, 8:01 am

I actually blame the cows for not informing humans about Climate Change!



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01 Jun 2022, 8:18 am

As a city dweller until the age of 20, he always thought milk came from penguins.


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01 Jun 2022, 9:32 am

Real Radishes Don’t Eat Omelettes.



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01 Jun 2022, 10:44 am

Keeps a pet anteater and has had to convert his yard into multiple ant hills to feed it.


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02 Jun 2022, 2:06 am

Carries a potty with him when he's out because he hates using public loos.


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02 Jun 2022, 2:13 am

That person is uncomfortably attracted to me. 8O

Understandable, but creepy, nontheless. :shaking:



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02 Jun 2022, 2:17 am

Leaves a stink all over WP :x


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02 Jun 2022, 3:07 am

Traps the stink and occasionally breathes it in during candlelit 'personal time' to add a certain spice to proceedings.



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02 Jun 2022, 4:18 am

:lol: nutter!

Licks Pepe when no one is watching.


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02 Jun 2022, 6:32 am

Is blind as a bat and recognises people by their smell.


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02 Jun 2022, 6:40 am

Got squished under the tank I was driving.


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02 Jun 2022, 6:41 am

Fired a shell at me before running me down!


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