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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 2:51 pm

Banned for having business with Queen Elizabeth.

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Polynechramorph
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Location: Lower Saxony Germany

05 Jun 2022, 2:52 pm

Banned for trying to shave her.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 2:53 pm

Banned for shaving her corgis!

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Polynechramorph
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Location: Lower Saxony Germany

05 Jun 2022, 2:56 pm

Banned for tricking me into thinking she'd be grateful.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:00 pm

Banned for getting carried away and also shaving her p****!

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Where_am_I
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05 Jun 2022, 3:09 pm

Banned for saying the Queen has a penis.

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Polynechramorph
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05 Jun 2022, 3:13 pm

Banned for alternative gender offensive behaviour

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:27 pm

Banned for assassinating the Queen tomorrow at 3:17 pm!

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Polynechramorph
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Location: Lower Saxony Germany

05 Jun 2022, 3:36 pm

Banned for triggering several MI5 spy bots.

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Convention is the last refuge for the unimaginative! Oscar Wilde(ish)

Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:37 pm

Banned for not answering your door to the boys in blue who want a word.

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Polynechramorph
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Location: Lower Saxony Germany

05 Jun 2022, 3:43 pm

Banned for tipping them off. I'm now in a black van on the way to the airport.

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Convention is the last refuge for the unimaginative! Oscar Wilde(ish)

Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:44 pm

Banned for not sending me a postcard from your holiday in Guantanamo.

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ScarletShark
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05 Jun 2022, 4:50 pm

Banned because I have no idea how everything got so intense.

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Where_am_I
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05 Jun 2022, 4:51 pm

Banned because you're back in a cell with him.

Edit: oh dear! Scarlet is joining you all!

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ScarletShark
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05 Jun 2022, 4:53 pm

Banned because I can see the Black Pearl from my cell but can’t get to it.

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Radish
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06 Jun 2022, 10:34 am

Banned for piracy at high sea, and saying "Ooooh arrrrrr shiver me timbers" a lot and having a parrot on your shoulder.

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