Chaos and Order

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God was really annoyed when I stole his smarties, he brought his foot down and stamped on me, reducing me to dust. Such a tragic end for one so gifted and charismatic.

Peasant, pheasant, pleasant, petulant, pedant.

A very pleasant peasant was plucking his pheasant when a pedantic wildlife activist became quite petulant and reverent, making the peasant quite unpleasant and the pheasant rather irrelevant.

octopus driver intent cruel chalkboard

Very good.

The driver was intent on his cruel pursuit of the octopus that had wronged him years earlier, having climbed out of its tank in the laboratory, defaced his chalk-board and escaped back into the wild.

Actress, bishop, pygmy, parsnip, pregnant.

Petros the pygmy bishop had always wanted to be a girl because he dreamed of being an actress and wished to get pregnant but alas it was not to be, so in the end he resorted to strange practices with the choir boys involving a parsnip and a chocolate bar.

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