Fart Persona Test(lol)

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Sorry...just couldn't resist, and the questions are damn funny.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13851228435032757115

Assclown
You scored 12 Exuberance, 11 Resonance, and 10 Malevolence!
You fart to piss people off, you jerkwad. I'm not even going to write a funny explanation. You have taken the beautiful art of wind-breaking and turned it into something tawdry, something cheap. I mean, why not go beat on puppies with a stick, you assmunch? And then maybe stick it up your patootie, and silence your equally obnoxious second voice once and for all.

Same as our holy Grael!

Oh God, I am so glad someone else ventured to take this... I was sure I would be viewed as pathetically childish to find farting amusing at my age! heh. Holy Grael... I like that!, but I prefer Mystic Grail as my halo rusted away long ago.

Heh, okay.

One time, I did a total whopper in the middle of the house, and I'm pretty sure I heard it echo!

I did a very loud one after holding it in through a spiritual mediumship demonstration... one of the ladies up ahead asked, 'Who spoke?', and almost blamed the guy who was just behind her til she saw me rolling around laughing on the floor.

Oh god, I wish I was there!!

My mum farts a lot, she often blames it on the cat.

Cindersmella
You scored 3 Exuberance, 6 Resonance, and 2 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

You gotta admit, this guy put together some amusing descriptions, ahaha.

Cindersmella
You scored 4 Exuberance, 5 Resonance, and 7 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

Cindersmella
You scored 3 Exuberance, 5 Resonance, and 6 Malevolence!

Farting is no childish thing. My old roommate cut one after a day on the couch with a gallon of salsa. I actually ran into a cinder block wall trying to get away from it. I think I almost died. We still talk about "that one time Aaron farted", like war vets talk about Denang.

In short, farting is a serious matter. With great power comes great responsibility.
Plus, it's bloody hilarious.

Stealth Bomber
You scored 10 Exuberance, 7 Resonance, and 8 Malevolence!
You love surprises. To you, there are few things more delightful than the moment of "Awwww!" It warms your heart to see your friends writhing in agony and to know that you are the cause, and that warmth bubbles out of you in an earnest confession. Hopefully you don't receive too many beatings. Your friends may not realize it, but you're not just making flatus - you're making beautiful memories.

Cindersmella
You scored 2 Exuberance, 7 Resonance, and 4 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

Frank Farter

I'm embarrassed that I did this test, but it was funny anyway!

Jack the Ripper

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Cindersmella
You scored 1 Exuberance, 6 Resonance, and 5 Malevolence!
Like a dainty princess, you are sensitive and ladylike... and like a humble serving maid, you prefer to be seen, not heard or smelled (or for the very gifted, tasted or felt). But worry not! Some day, your prince will come, bearing a gl-ASS slipper... and all those around you will be thunderstruck. May that happy day come swiftly!

Jolly Rauncher

You scored 13 Exuberance, 9 Resonance, and 8 Malevolence!

Let's be honest: you love to fart. There's nothing wrong with that! To you, that rattling hiss is one of the simple joys of life, and nobody is going to take it away from you. Indeed, they can't - that gas has to go somewhere! Why not use it to make beautiful music, and smell its sweet aroma? You know that you will lose friends, but you don't care, for those who remain will appreciate your zest for life. Yes. Zest.