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09 Dec 2007, 12:23 am

Okay, you ask a "What if" question.

Next person:

1. Answers it any way they see fit.
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2. Asks another What If question.

So, here goes . . .

What if dreams were actually reality?


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09 Dec 2007, 12:30 am

If dreams were a reality, I would have drowned or died of hypothermia in the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada a couple of days ago after an 18-wheeler I was driving skidded off a slick, coastal road during a sleet storm. And the dream was 3D-animated.

Next question: What if chocolate bunnies were taken off the market. How would you react?


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09 Dec 2007, 12:33 am

I'd probably be indifferent. But I'm sure they would become a lucrative black market commodity, so you would have bunny-barons living in mansions in Columbia, hiring thugs with AK-47s and speedboats to run thousands of kilos of chocolate bunnies into the states.

On a related note, what if all drugs were legalized tomorrow?



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09 Dec 2007, 12:35 am

It would depend on the type of drug, and what its positive/negative effects were.

Next question: What if there was a religion based on your favorite TV show?


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09 Dec 2007, 12:37 am

Law Enforcement Agencies across the U.S. would have to institute massive layoffs as well as sell their 'ninja' SWAT toys for financing what the previously confiscated 'drug' money and material goods brought in at auctions.

Dang it Tim... you need to slow down for slowpokes like me! :P

In answer to your question... unless someone ELSE posts before I do...

Favorite TV show was Monty Python's Flying Circus... you figure that one out!

What if the next President of the United States was an Aspy?... with ADD/HD because that's what I have :wink:


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09 Dec 2007, 12:40 am

Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)



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09 Dec 2007, 12:56 am

wsmac wrote:
Law Enforcement Agencies across the U.S. would have to institute massive layoffs as well as sell their 'ninja' SWAT toys for financing what the previously confiscated 'drug' money and material goods brought in at auctions.

Dang it Tim... you need to slow down for slowpokes like me! :P

In answer to your question... unless someone ELSE posts before I do...

Favorite TV show was Monty Python's Flying Circus... you figure that one out!

What if the next President of the United States was an Aspy?... with ADD/HD because that's what I have :wink:


Thomas Jefferson would have been diagnosed with AS if it were around in his time.


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09 Dec 2007, 1:07 am

Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


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09 Dec 2007, 1:12 am

duncansbass wrote:
Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


Penguins would form allies with the bats, and help vampires take over the world.

what if: the sky was purple?


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09 Dec 2007, 1:17 am

duncansbass wrote:
Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


It's a political metaphor, the right is in, then the left is in. Then the right is out and then the left is out. Except they're fooling us because there is no more left. It's the right and then the center. If we admitted that, then the hokey pokey would fall apart. Dangerous stuff I'm getting into. Forget I was ever here.

What if your gender changed at random times without warning?


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09 Dec 2007, 1:19 am

Nuclear_Heart wrote:
duncansbass wrote:
Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


Penguins would form allies with the bats, and help vampires take over the world.

what if: the sky was purple?


Yikes! When multiple people answer the same question at the same time, it there a danger of a rift in the time-space continueum?


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09 Dec 2007, 2:29 am

OregonBecky wrote:
Nuclear_Heart wrote:
duncansbass wrote:
Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


Penguins would form allies with the bats, and help vampires take over the world.

what if: the sky was purple?


Yikes! When multiple people answer the same question at the same time, it there a danger of a rift in the time-space continueum?


Too late... 8O


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09 Dec 2007, 2:53 am

OregonBecky wrote:
duncansbass wrote:
Spaceplayer wrote:
Heaven would be full of yellow skinned people with four fingers from Springfield.

What if Syd Barrett had not left Pink Floyd through insanity but stayed around?

( Note: I was responding to Tim's post and I'm not changing my answers now!) :)


The band would never have had the impact it did, because he would have driven ALL of them crazy.

What if the hokey-pokey IS what its all about?


It's a political metaphor, the right is in, then the left is in. Then the right is out and then the left is out. Except they're fooling us because there is no more left. It's the right and then the center. If we admitted that, then the hokey pokey would fall apart. Dangerous stuff I'm getting into. Forget I was ever here.

What if your gender changed at random times without warning?


I would really spend a lot on shoes.

If the CIA made OregonBecky disappear because she unraveled the dark secrets behind the Hokey-Pokey, who would play her in the movie?


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09 Dec 2007, 3:36 am

um, that is not a what if.

WHAT IF... we begin again?


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09 Dec 2007, 3:41 am

In that case, I better start over for us all.

What if we were furry like bunnies?


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09 Dec 2007, 3:46 am

Then people would want to pet us, which would be nice, but might also put us in a cage, which would be not-nice.

What if you could only eat a single food item for the rest of your life? (Unlimited amounts but the same thing each day)


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