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05 Nov 2010, 5:40 pm

Granted, but Gabby Goat wakes you up.

I wish I could turn Hyper!

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05 Nov 2010, 9:08 pm

Granted. Are you kidding? You ARE hyper!

I wish today's conversation about a possible job offer coming down the line will turn into an actual, concrete job offer within the week.

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05 Nov 2010, 9:37 pm

Granted. Your new job is to work with concrete.

I wish I could communicate with technology.

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05 Nov 2010, 9:55 pm

Granted: Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated... welcome to the borg collective...

I wish my meds worked as intended without the side effects.

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05 Nov 2010, 10:02 pm

Granted. They're intended to enrich the pharma companies, and they work beautifully!

I wish it weren't so chilly tonight.

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06 Nov 2010, 12:02 am

Granted! You get so hot that you melt in a puddle and envoprate into thin air.

I wish I could hike to the summit of Mount Timpanogos with out any issues at all.

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06 Nov 2010, 7:15 am

Granted, you forget to pack every issue of Mountain Climber's Gazette that you meant to take with you.

I wish I could get back to being an early-morning riser.

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06 Nov 2010, 9:31 pm

Granted. You wake up at 5 am every day to the sound of you new neighbors 5 dogs barking.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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06 Nov 2010, 9:38 pm

Granted, but money can't buy you happiness so you will be miserable despite all the money that you have.

I wish I had the power to control time.

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07 Nov 2010, 5:28 am

granted but you dont notice the time limit on your power and you decide to freese time as your limit runs out, how boring

i wish i had contact lenses

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07 Nov 2010, 10:15 am

Granted, you buy some contact lenses, but you trip and fell on your way to work and your contacts fell off and broke apart after hitting the hard sidewalk.

I wish I was famous.

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07 Nov 2010, 2:03 pm

Granted, you become famous as the longest living prisoner on death row who was found out to be innocent after sentence was carried out!

I wish for something tasty to eat.

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07 Nov 2010, 5:59 pm

Granted: and as you are about to take the first bite... a stroke robs you of your sense of taste and smell...

I wish my to die quietly in my sleep like my grandpa... not screaming like his passengers..

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08 Nov 2010, 6:33 am

Granted, you die peacefully in your sleep tonight.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

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08 Nov 2010, 9:50 am

Granted. You see the bacon sandwich on the table. Just as you were about to eat it, someone swipes it out of your hands and runs away.

I wish I was good at skateboarding.

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08 Nov 2010, 12:35 pm

Granted. You are now Bob Burnquist, but you are always injured and the butt of every joke in Tony Hawk games.

I wish I had the eternal love of a pretty and sane woman who speaks my language well, but is not homicidal, and does not cheat on me.

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