Corrupt A Wish

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Gr-b-b-b-b-b-ranted. It's Katie KaB-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boom!

I wish for the Wisp power of INFINITE COLORS!

Granted, but your weakness is darkness. Whenever there's no light, no colors.

I wish that I wasn't so nervous in front of people.

Granted: now you freak totally out when you are behind someone!




I wish I always knew which choice was the correct one and then chose correctly.

Granted, but you get busted for insider trading.

I wish I could figure out what happened to the Live Hold 'Em game app I thought I installed (twice!) on my Android phone.

Granted: it reinstalled itself on your SD card then uninstalled itself from the phone memory..


I wish people were as easy to understand as android phones.

Granted, they also come with users manuals -- all of 3 pages long, like the phone's.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

You do, but by some strange astronomical phenomenon, the night only lasts an hour at your house, and then the sun is up and the roosters crowing.

I wish for a miracle on Bostwick Street.

Granted. It stats snowing. However, it dosen't stop. So in a few days, you will be trapped in your own house breaking your back while trying to shovel all that snow off your driveway.

I wish my face was on Mount Rushmore.

Granted: but in the process of adding your likeness, the other faces fall off... making yours (the last remaining one up there) a popular target for vandalism...


I wish I had all the answers..

Granted, you now have all the answers. Unfortunately you don't know any of the questions they relate to.

I wish to do some more studying now.

I said not homicidal and not insane, but I would LOVE to have a relationship with Katey. It would keep life interesting and i am sure she would have grown out of it by the time she reached my age, as her being a teenager is what gives her power in the first place, and i am not a teen. Not to mention that I could use her to keep away burglars and I am sure she would be a demon in bed, lol.

Granted: You can now study more, but now you cannot stop and you go blind from staring at the pages too long, mwahahahahaha!

I wish I could summon and control Aeons, like Yuna in FFX, that would be cool.

Good. You can only make Aeons attack you.

I wish I could use the Purple Frenzy.

Granted. But I don't know what Purple Frenzy is so I give you a night of passion with Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish I weren't insomniac.

^

Granted. You're narcoleptic instead.

I wish I could win lots of money playing online poker.

Granted, but you spend it all on booze and completely ruin your health and ultimately your entire lifestyle.

I wish I had a baby. (Good luck.)