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14 Nov 2010, 8:51 pm

Your wish is mine to twist! You'll sleep forever and never be able to wake up .

I wish a wish

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14 Nov 2010, 8:54 pm

I'll go with this one:

LeeAnderson wrote:

I wish I had a baby. (Good luck.)

Granted. You have Rosemary's Baby. (It's a movie. It's before your time. Google it.)

I wish to get offered the job as "Kitchen Mistress" SOON.

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14 Nov 2010, 8:55 pm

Granted, but I can twist your wish as well and hand you a specific wish. Your wish is to never be able to hear music again. Gasp. Oh no.

I wish I had a dish.

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14 Nov 2010, 8:57 pm

LeeAnderson wrote:

Granted, but you spend it all on booze and completely ruin your health and ultimately your entire lifestyle.

I wish I had a baby. (Good luck.)

You now have a uterus, impregnated yourself and gave birth to your copy - all within an agonizing 120 minutes.

I wish another wish.

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14 Nov 2010, 8:57 pm

Granted, a dish of fried mice coming right up.

I wish to sleep well tonight (unlike last night)

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14 Nov 2010, 9:02 pm

reginaterrae wrote:

I'll go with this one:

LeeAnderson wrote:

I wish I had a baby. (Good luck.)

Granted. You have Rosemary's Baby. (It's a movie. It's before your time. Google it.)

I wish to get offered the job as "Kitchen Mistress" SOON.

Granted. You have become a "Kitchen Mistress" instead of the "Kitchen Mistress" in an adult "nature" movie.

I wish a child like Raymond from the movie Rainman

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14 Nov 2010, 9:04 pm

reginaterrae wrote:

Granted, a dish of fried mice coming right up.

I wish to sleep well tonight (unlike last night)

*snap-snap*. A burglar will hit you in a coma after you've read this sentence.

I wish another dish of deepfried mice

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14 Nov 2010, 9:08 pm

Granted, this one is smothered in grub gravy.

I wish to wake up refreshed with no aches or pains tomorrow.

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14 Nov 2010, 9:22 pm

Granted. After a awkward night of sleep you wake up refreshed and miraculously with no aches nor pain - although you see yourself lying on the bed with a hand clutching your chest...

I wish that magic exists in this world.

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14 Nov 2010, 9:26 pm

Granted. Doesn't it?

I wish to WIN this sit-and-go Texas Hold 'Em round that I'm playing, soon enough to get a good night's sleep!

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14 Nov 2010, 9:33 pm

Granted. You're playing with people who usually play chess for hours and hours and hours... and hours. Basicly you die before you appeare to have won.

I wish Alex had enough money to run WrongPlanet forever.

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15 Nov 2010, 9:41 am

Granted: but now all the content is covered in annoying jumping children ads that the ad removers can't stop anymore..

I wish my wife would stop reading my posts here..

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15 Nov 2010, 11:00 am

Granted. Your wife has lost interest in you completely and runs off with the neighbour never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish three more wishes.

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15 Nov 2010, 6:14 pm

Granted, but they're my wishes.

I wish I had a big house, an easy job and a speedboat.

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15 Nov 2010, 6:28 pm

Granted. You HAD it, it now belongs to you're arch nemisis.

I wish to rule the world! :twisted:

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15 Nov 2010, 7:29 pm

Granted: but after raising many trillions of dollars and recruiting millions making sure every surface is accurately marked to the millimeter centimeter as well as fractions of an inch to inches... it's discovered the ink is giving everyone cancer....

I wish to be nice instead of evil (its harder than it sounds)

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