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22 Mar 2007, 12:35 pm

I'm the horseless headman! Behold and beware!


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22 Mar 2007, 12:37 pm

Help me i'm being eaten by green slime!



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22 Mar 2007, 12:43 pm

ok i swam half a mile, now about a few thousand more until i reach usa


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22 Mar 2007, 3:14 pm

doordoctor wrote:
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"Doctor, you've created artificial intelligence, that's wonderful! But why in a door closer?"


lol good one, you just had to make me laugh out loud, i now got my monthly womanly curse because of that (not being mean)

Oddly enough, that's not the first time I've made someone menstruate.

"This closer has 3 speeds - slow, medium, and fast. All of them type at 40 words per minute."


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22 Mar 2007, 3:59 pm

mr green is after me



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22 Mar 2007, 4:09 pm

the brightest spot in this whole town, IS A TELEPHONE BOOTH??


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22 Mar 2007, 4:12 pm

My laptop is multi-talented. It can compute and explode at the same time.



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22 Mar 2007, 4:14 pm

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr meow (cat thinks to himself, im getting my pic taken again!)


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22 Mar 2007, 4:17 pm

Closers: They're not just for doors anymore.



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22 Mar 2007, 4:28 pm

light the cig, win a million


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22 Mar 2007, 4:30 pm

Next on TNT: "The Closer". :D


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22 Mar 2007, 4:43 pm

Max Headroom: The Early Years



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22 Mar 2007, 4:44 pm

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Next on TNT: "The Closer". :D


LOL :lol: was waiting for that ! !! i have heard of that show, sadly its not about door parts its about investigators that "close" cases


the next stand up comedian move on over larry, jameson is takin over!! GIT'R DONE!!


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22 Mar 2007, 4:46 pm

Who downloaded 300 versions of NIN "Closer" on mp3?



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22 Mar 2007, 4:47 pm

You're still commiting suicide, you're just not doing it very fast.



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22 Mar 2007, 5:14 pm

Watch it, you. When I say "kittie's got claws", I mean it....


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