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07 Jan 2019, 12:38 am

Express your admiration for the ethics of J. Edgar Hoover.


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07 Jan 2019, 12:41 am

and dig up his grave.



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07 Jan 2019, 1:24 am

Visit the grave of Greyfriars Bobby and get totally depressed. :cry:


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07 Jan 2019, 2:25 am

visit the grave of carl sagan and get depressed.



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07 Jan 2019, 3:16 am

Visit the grave of Selena and get depressed.


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07 Jan 2019, 3:19 am

visit the grave of Vince Guaraldi and get depressed [if you're a lover of fine jazz piano]



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07 Jan 2019, 3:28 am

Visit the grave of John Belushi and get depressed.

Because he is not there: his widow, Judy had his body removed from the original gravesite and buried elsewhere due to constant trashing of his tombstone by fans.

There is debate whether she had him interred in the same cemetery.


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07 Jan 2019, 3:55 am

visit the grave of Robin Williams and get depressed at such a sad end.



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07 Jan 2019, 7:23 am

Whenever someone asks you a question, always reply "Yo mama!".



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07 Jan 2019, 4:20 pm

Visit the Taj Mahal and marvel sadly that this marble edifice is the tomb, the lasting monument to the sultan’s wife Mumtaz Mahal.

Love made visible, so to speak. :(


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07 Jan 2019, 6:36 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Visit the Taj Mahal and marvel sadly that this marble edifice is the tomb, the lasting monument to the sultan’s wife Mumtaz Mahal.

Love made visible, so to speak. :(


Why is that a bad piece of advice/command?


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07 Jan 2019, 6:55 pm

Because, beautiful as the monument is, it is depressing that he loved her and had to live the rest of his life without her.


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07 Jan 2019, 7:17 pm

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRUH

bad advice: eat eggs every day for every meal for over 15 years.


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08 Jan 2019, 5:29 am

Instead of chicken eggs, eat snake eggs.


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08 Jan 2019, 5:34 am

i recommend one should eat live wriggling cockroaches fresh from the poo pile.



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08 Jan 2019, 10:26 pm

Bat guano would work well as hand lotion.


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