World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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While thankful that he is no longer unconscious Anders is perplexed that the snake could die when it is apparent that none of the contesters can.

To thank Daesmodalus he attacks the next person to try and hurt his saviour with a care bear stare (They are pretty hardcore actually)

Meanwhile God reforms the sun as to relieve the paradox of fighting in darkness.

Put's on goggles to stop the stare from affecting me and closes my eyes. Performs a Smash Attack on the next person sending them flying.

Having turned into metal thru a metal box, I do not fly far.

My clones go and make 5 mobile SSM sites and 5 SAM sites.

Grabs a Smash Ball and performs a Final Smash on the next person.

Having just put a fresh quarter into the game I am ressurescted. ( Immortality all for only 25 cents)

I dig down deep into my soul and pullout the worst thing immaginable as the angel on my right shoulder covers his face in shame and the devil on my left laughs I scream for all the warriors to hear:

" You're all a bunch of big fat doopie heads!"

Suddenly the swarms fall silent and begin weeping.

I can't help but feel a little guilty . . . .

Shoots next person with a mini gun.

Uses a refelctor to reflect it back at iamnotaparakeet.

having done passive stealthy recon for most of the war, lithium sneaks up behind theAPERSON while he is reflecting bullets and snaps his neck, whispering pwnd in his ears, and disappearing into the shadows again, but not before leaving an army of killer cyborg mutant penguins armed with lasers on the battlefield who will attack the next poster.

*Corrupts all the Killer cyborg mutant penguins with phazon*

*Sends them all to attack everyone except AndersTheAspie*

*Forces all the penguins towards daesmodalus*

*Cuts off next posters arm with lightsaber* "Nobody can stop Darth gismo!"

As promised AndersTheAspie protects daesmodalus by fireing a care bear stare at his attacker (The army of killer cyborg mutant penguins armed with lasers)
They are pulverized by the force of Anders' love. However his arm is cut off with a lightsaber.

"Aww... I guess" Anders says and looks at the burned wound. When the nerves recover from the shock it will probably hurt quite badly.

"So you like star wars do you?" Anders says and draws a blaster with his ramaining arm "Well I will make you see all kinds of stars now!" (I'm going to pun hell for that one)

"Dance gismo, DANCE!" Anders says and starts shooting at his feet.

But then...

TheAPERSON gets brought back to life thanks to a Phoenix down. He then proceeds to cut Anders head off with the Valiant Knife.

"Bugger..." the head of Anders says as it rolls around on the ground. However now that Anders is free from the limitations of his mortal body he recites a spell that turn him into a demilich, the most powerful undead in the monster manual. "REALITY TREMBLES AND FALL BEFORE THE POWER OF MY BAD BREATH!" The floating skull screams.
Briliant rubies shine in his empty eyesockets as AndersTheAspie casts an empowered fireball at TheAPERSON! "Burn in righteous fire!"

*Enhances the newly demilichified AndersTheAspie with phazon making him even more powerful*

*Blasts everyone except AndersTheAspie with phazon*

Puts on the Phazon suit making me immune to Phazon.

Fires a Blue Shell at Daesmodalus.