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Radish
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30 Nov 2022, 10:38 am

I doubt I'd find that ap-pealing?


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30 Nov 2022, 6:08 pm

Why do you want us to torture you?


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01 Dec 2022, 1:20 pm

I prefer to keep my skin, roots and leaves attached. Never been a fan of dismemberment.


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01 Dec 2022, 1:48 pm

^ Bearing in mind your username, are you always the 'root' user on your Linux Mint system? Could this not be a security risk?


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01 Dec 2022, 1:56 pm

Do you ever cry for inanimate wood?


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01 Dec 2022, 3:12 pm

Was Pinochio's acting a little wooden?


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01 Dec 2022, 4:08 pm

What’s better than pie?


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01 Dec 2022, 4:09 pm

Boiled socks?


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01 Dec 2022, 4:20 pm

Maybe better to remove them from your feet first?


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02 Dec 2022, 6:22 am

What if she gets herself so angry that her blood boils, along with her feet and socks? :nerdy:


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02 Dec 2022, 6:23 am

Would she be putting her foot in it?


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02 Dec 2022, 6:26 am

What if you make me angry and I decide to drain your blood, boil it and make Murihiku drink it?

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02 Dec 2022, 7:50 am

When you got angry, I thought you turned green, grew enormous, split your top and assaulted anyone in front of you with a high speed flying bra.


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02 Dec 2022, 1:54 pm

Has this thread reached peak silliness?


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02 Dec 2022, 1:57 pm

:lol:

I can get sillier if so requested?


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02 Dec 2022, 5:18 pm

How did my bra become more violent than me?


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