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19 Nov 2010, 10:55 pm

Granted. You are physically fit but you have the mental fitness of a carrot.


I wish I had a house of my own.



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19 Nov 2010, 11:07 pm

Granted.
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I wish the combination of prescription pain pills and red wine will not result in a killer hangover tomorrow morning.


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19 Nov 2010, 11:16 pm

Granted: instead, the particular meds combined with that exact vintage of wine results in you being transformed into an aardvark instead!


I wish that I actually could travel back and start my life over from around the age of 9 or 10, knowing what I know now..


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20 Nov 2010, 7:30 am

Granted. You travel back to the age of 9 to restart your life. When you grow up, you find yourself in the same situation you are today due to circumstances and unfortunate events.

I wish I had the power to run at sonic speed.


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20 Nov 2010, 7:58 am

Granted: however the inability to stop quickly results in your having to be washed off of several cars, a train and the side of a building..

I wish I had the same power as my warlock in World of Warcraft!


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20 Nov 2010, 8:26 am

Omnicognic wrote:
Granted: instead, the particular meds combined with that exact vintage of wine results in you being transformed into an aardvark instead!

:lol:

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I wish I had the same power as my warlock in World of Warcraft!

Granted. You, too, will be burnt at the stake.

I wish they will offer me at least $60k/year for the job as KitchenMistress.


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20 Nov 2010, 9:31 am

Granted: as a specialist "catering"(pun intended) to that particular fetish, you get well over 60k/year, however your duties have little to do with food...


I wish for a 10 million dollar research grant for my latest project:


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20 Nov 2010, 11:28 am

Granted. But Since ten million will not get you much in the real world anyway, i do not have to corrupt the wish, lol.

I wish I had a house like Wonko the Sane!



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20 Nov 2010, 10:22 pm

Good. You're insane.

I wish I could go to the Special Stage.


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21 Nov 2010, 9:09 am

Granted, but you don't get the Chaos Emerald.

I wish I was a DJ.


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21 Nov 2010, 9:20 am

Granted: however its for a public access AM station with an all time audience record of 6 listeners at any time..


I wish my head cold would clear up...


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21 Nov 2010, 5:47 pm

Granted: You're head is now empty which means you can't think of anything, which would lead to a lot of poor decision making.

I wish that I had a backyard pool.


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22 Nov 2010, 11:28 am

Granted. It's the Backyardigans playing pool. :shameonyou:

I wish I couldn't wish to know what I'm wishing to be careful about.


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22 Nov 2010, 1:59 pm

Granted. You can't wish to what you're wishing to be careful about, but you want to wish what you're wishing to be careful about so bad now! (Does this even make sense? :lol:)

I wish you wish me a pleasant wish that you would wish yourself.


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22 Nov 2010, 3:41 pm

Granted. I wish you had more free time. Granted again, but you get bored very quickly and suddenly become so lazy that you can barely get up from your bed.

I wish America was out of the recession.


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22 Nov 2010, 3:56 pm

Granted. America is back on their Isolationism politics and loses it position on world suppression.

I wish you are my slave :twisted:


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