Corrupt A Wish

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KingofCorrect
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30 Nov 2010, 7:24 pm

Granted, you get to sing the National Anthem as the aliens attack Earth!

I wish good tasting healthy food was not expensive.

betamaxx
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01 Dec 2010, 4:42 am

granted the food itself is only 1.50 a meal but the postage is 478.98 from antartica

i wish my cassette recorder didnt just eat my cassette

Blint
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01 Dec 2010, 6:07 am

Granted, you have a casette that doesn't chew up your tapes BUT people now-a-days use CD's.

I wish that it yesterday?

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reginaterrae
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01 Dec 2010, 12:11 pm

Granted ... it is yesterday, 24 light-hours from here. (note: I'm a little fuzzy on the physics, but it seems right)

I wish I didn't need help to move my furniture.

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AnonymousAnonymous
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01 Dec 2010, 2:47 pm

Granted! Your furniture is so heavy you need help anyway.

I wish for some food right now. I'm hungry.

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

Wallourdes
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01 Dec 2010, 8:13 pm

Granted, here's some gruel boiled in dirty water.

I wish I stopped feeling so depressed all the time.

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"It all start with Hoborg, a being who had to create, because... he had to. He make the world full of beauty and wonder. This world, the Neverhood, a world where he could live forever and ever more!"

PHISHA51
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01 Dec 2010, 8:40 pm

Granted: Instead of being depressed, you feel happy and excited all the time, even at the wrong moments to be happy and excited. Ex: your country gets attacked and goes to war, but you still are happy and excited, and it annoys everyone around you.

I wish my dreams would make sense.

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Autism, is it in you?

Wallourdes
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01 Dec 2010, 9:16 pm

Granted. You're dreams makes sense, appearing utter non-sense.

I wish everybody could just get along with eachother

Thatmew
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01 Dec 2010, 10:55 pm

Granted. Everyone now has the power of mind control, so they can like each other.

I wish for Nintendo to be the first ones to the invention of the Hologram room.

reginaterrae
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02 Dec 2010, 8:26 am

Granted, however you're going to jail for insider trading in Nintendo stock.

I wish moving weren't so much work.

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
-- Saint Gregory of Nyssa

AnonymousAnonymous
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03 Dec 2010, 7:23 pm

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish to be rich.

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

Wallourdes
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03 Dec 2010, 7:39 pm

Granted. Your bank account keeps getting mysterious transfers from anonymous senders, which makes you a rich person... By the way you feel hollow inside - just sold your eternal soul to a demon and are his slave in the afterlife.... forever! :twisted:

I wish people are getting a censoring beep just like on TV :lol:

AnonymousAnonymous
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03 Dec 2010, 7:47 pm

Granted! Now everyone speaks in gibberish!

I wish to NOT be rich, but instead famous!

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Silly NTs, I have Aspergers, and having Aspergers is gr-r-reat!

Wallourdes
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03 Dec 2010, 7:56 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted! Now everyone speaks in gibberish!

I wish to NOT be rich, but instead famous!

Granted! You are the most famous bum in the world, but somehow you keep from getting rich or even out of these rags you wear day and night. Eventually the demon comes to collect your spirit to cover the overhead.

I wish you a Merry Christmas!

SonicMisaki
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03 Dec 2010, 9:37 pm

Good. You get coal for NO. FREAKING. REASON.

I wish I lived in the ocean.

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PHISHA51
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03 Dec 2010, 10:58 pm

Granted: but you have to hide from sharks and other big predators that are out to get you.

I wish for a new laptop.

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Autism, is it in you?

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