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07 Dec 2010, 8:20 am

Granted; you have to get up at 5:25 every morning from now on.

I wish for longer days and shorter nights, like in summer.


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07 Dec 2010, 7:38 pm

Granted. The earth tilted drasticly to align with the sun in an equal orbit, result is a massive climate shift which ends humanity as we know it.

I wish for the cake to not be a lie.


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07 Dec 2010, 7:59 pm

Granted. It really is a cake, but it's my cake.

I wish Chernobyl was not named in my honour. :x


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08 Dec 2010, 6:04 am

Granted. But you're forced to change your name to "hiroshima".

I wish for a million wishes....and a hard boiled sweet :D


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08 Dec 2010, 7:50 am

You are granted a million wishes. Sadly, none of them will come true. :(

I wish to find an egg in the coop when I go out to let the chickies out.


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08 Dec 2010, 4:28 pm

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish for some food. I'm hungry.


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08 Dec 2010, 6:11 pm

Granted. You get a bucket of these MRSA covered delicacies.
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I wish we have a Elfstedentocht this year

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08 Dec 2010, 6:14 pm

Psiri wrote:
Granted. It really is a cake, but it's my cake.

I wish Chernobyl was not named in my honour. :x


:lol:


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08 Dec 2010, 7:56 pm

Wallourdes wrote:
I wish we have a Elfstedentocht this year

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Granted. Due to global warming, this will be the last one.

I wish Mary and Joseph could get a nice comfy room at the inn this year. They're getting too old for this.


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08 Dec 2010, 8:33 pm

Granted. Mary and Joseph go to the inn and they mess up the entire Christmas story by distorting Jesus' humility. They still have to flee from king Herod though.

I wish I could invent something useful to the human race.


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08 Dec 2010, 9:04 pm

Granted. But someone invented the same thing and patented it just before you did.

I wish for a white christmas here in The Netherlands


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09 Dec 2010, 1:50 am

Granted. It snows somewhere in the Netherlands, but not where you are.

I wish the fire alarms in my dorm would stop going off for no reason.



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09 Dec 2010, 9:09 am

Granted. The next time, the dorm will burn down.

I wish I had good enough executive functioning to quit posting on WP and get back to what I'm supposed to be doing!


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09 Dec 2010, 10:11 am

Granted. I wish reginaterrae would keep posting here.


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09 Dec 2010, 5:48 pm

Nice corruption trick there, Psiri. Granted, but since I should be packing instead of posting, all my things will end up wrecked in the move, and I'm a come after you! (don't worry, I don't have good enough executive functioning to even begin....)

I wish I could finish moving without hurting my neck or back any more.


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09 Dec 2010, 5:59 pm

Granted. Who needs a back and a neck anyway?

I wish I slept better at night.


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