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09 Dec 2010, 6:02 pm

Granted. During the day, too. Basically, you're awake 4 hours/day.

I wish packing weren't going so slowly.


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09 Dec 2010, 6:12 pm

Granted. Packing is going so fast now with that trash compactor.

I wish my roommate kept his mice from escaping their cage.


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09 Dec 2010, 6:21 pm

8O No corruption advised! No, no, let's try.... Granted. Your roommate has 4 pet cats who keep those mice from even thinking about escaping their cage!
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I wish for no snow, ice, sleet nor freezing rain before moving day is over.


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09 Dec 2010, 6:39 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
8O No corruption advised! No, no, let's try.... Granted. Your roommate has 4 pet cats who keep those mice from even thinking about escaping their cage!
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I wish for no snow, ice, sleet nor freezing rain before moving day is over.


:lol:

Granted. But everyone is suddenly sick because of the climate change :roll:.

I wish that I have magic powers.


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09 Dec 2010, 6:56 pm

Granted ... everything you touch magically turns to gold.

I wish I didn't have to work to live. (Maybe it's because I didn't have kids? I got the curse of Adam instead of the curse of Eve....)


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09 Dec 2010, 7:07 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
Granted ... everything you touch magically turns to gold.

I wish I didn't have to work to live. (Maybe it's because I didn't have kids? I got the curse of Adam instead of the curse of Eve....)


Pulling a Midas' curse on me are ya?

Sad to hear, adoption then?

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Granted. You married a rich man who is actually a 'feeder' to keep you at home for always and always and ever...


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09 Dec 2010, 7:09 pm

Granted, with no arms you can't work anymore.

I wish a Nintendo 64.



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09 Dec 2010, 7:16 pm

Granted. Next week Nintendo will release Nintendo 65, and there will not be any more games made for the 64.

I wish to fall in love with and marry a widower with grown children.

(no, Wallourdes, I don't want children. But I don't want to work for a living, either. I'd go for the rich man to keep me home, though innocently not knowing what a 'feeder' is)


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09 Dec 2010, 7:30 pm

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Granted. Next week Nintendo will release Nintendo 65, and there will not be any more games made for the 64.

I wish to fall in love with and marry a widower with grown children.

(no, Wallourdes, I don't want children. But I don't want to work for a living, either. I'd go for the rich man to keep me home, though innocently not knowing what a 'feeder' is)


Feederism:
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An underground sexual fetish which involves one partner (the feeder) feeding the other, both to obtain sexual arousal and to encourage weight gain in the feedee. Feederism can vary in nature, from a consensual act between two people who mutually appreciate a larger body type, to non-consensual abuse, which may involve force-feeding and bondage and is undertaken with the intention of fattening up the feedee to the point of immobility and total dependence. The weight gained can also vary froma few pounds to hundreds, whilst some feeder relationships are not undertaken with the purpose of weight gain at all but for the enjoyment of food in an intimate context.


No corruption advised. Mr. Perfects' car breaks down at your house, knocks at your door to ask for help - it's a instant crush.
And what a suprise he has grown-up kids who already left the parental mansion.


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09 Dec 2010, 7:39 pm

(good heavens ... I thought I was pretty hip, but that's one I never heard of. And me, a bona fide foodie! Then again, I guess I'm not that hip anyway ... "teabagging" was a very funny one to learn when the right-wing "tea party" people were innocently using the term for their demonstrations)

That's the 2nd in a row you've granted me, without wishing for anything for yourself! And this one without corruption! Therefore, I wish that Wallourdes will graduate first in his class and be immediately offered 3 jobs, to choose from, each of which paying over $100k (equivalent) per annum.


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09 Dec 2010, 7:58 pm

reginaterrae wrote:
(good heavens ... I thought I was pretty hip, but that's one I never heard of. And me, a bona fide foodie! Then again, I guess I'm not that hip anyway ... "teabagging" was a very funny one to learn when the right-wing "tea party" people were innocently using the term for their demonstrations)

That's the 2nd in a row you've granted me, without wishing for anything for yourself! And this one without corruption! Therefore, I wish that Wallourdes will graduate first in his class and be immediately offered 3 jobs, to choose from, each of which paying over $100k (equivalent) per annum.


:hail:


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11 Dec 2010, 3:37 pm

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That's the 2nd in a row you've granted me, without wishing for anything for yourself! And this one without corruption! Therefore, I wish that Wallourdes will graduate first in his class and be immediately offered 3 jobs, to choose from, each of which paying over $100k (equivalent) per annum.


Granted. The jobs are prison officer, Indian market inspector (very crowded over there) or President of Afghanistan. :twisted:

I wish for an economic upturn.


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11 Dec 2010, 5:27 pm

Granted. the economy makes a sudden spike and then plunges as never before.

I wish common sense was more common then the word might suggest.


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11 Dec 2010, 7:49 pm

Granted. It's now (literal) horse sense. :P
I wish I had the responsibility of being irresponsible.


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12 Dec 2010, 10:23 pm

Granted! you do something so irresponsible you land in prison. enjoy your stay. and please do not touch the bars.

I wish for a photostimulation system


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13 Dec 2010, 11:15 am

Granted. Although it might be a little different then you expected:
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Oh, yes you are frog now...

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I wish for Hell to freeze over.


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