Corrupt A Wish

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Are you sure you want me to grant this? I mean, if Hell is frozen, just imagine how cold it'll be on Earth!

I wish that sandwich I just ate didn't feel like a 10-lb rock in my stomach.

Granted. Its weight is now the same weight as a small seed, so you still find yourself hungry and you started to make more sandwiches which will still make you sick later on.

I wish my school had two weeks of winter break while we are still able to get out in June later.

Granted. The sandwich you has no weight at all, but makes you only more hungry for this kind of sandwiches.
That tomacco stuff they put in is addictive!

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I wish heaven froze over too, to even out the difference

Sorry, I can't grant that. I'm freezing! brrrrrr

I wish I could just be READY for the movers Wednesday morning, instead of sitting here spacing out on WP and the like with still a ton and a half to do!

Granted. Wednesday morning you wake up behind your computer (again ) and the whole house is empty! All stuff around you has been stolen and now the movers are angry at you because you pulled a prank on them.

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I wish for my own functional railgun which I can fire from my hand without any trouble at all.

granted but its a disposeable gun that can be used only once and you paid 457,000 dollars for it

i wish my computer class was not filled up with idiots

Granted. Only now the are so smart they think you are the idiot.

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I wish for first public contact with aliens not to be something like the movie Mars Attacks.

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Granted. Instead they'll act like the Mangalores in The Fifth Element.

I wish I were sure I'd have wi-fi at the house I'm moving into.

Granted. You are for sure you have hi-fi in at the house, the only thing you don't know it's broken.

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I wish for spare body parts.

The spare body parts you have were taken from your loved ones.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted! They are from dead people!

I wish for enough money to travel.

granted you have the money and then you pay for your ticket and the airline closes doown and you are left with no money

i wish for a few more friends

Granted. But these are people are just posing as friends and threaten to kill your mother if you leave them !

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I wish that my facial hear grew more even.

It will grow even, but it will be pink!

I wish I could fly.

Granted. but your flight-time runs out in mid-air and you take a freefall to the ground - head first ofcourse .

I wish I could communicate with all animals.

Granted. You lose the ability to speak with humans.

I wish I could communicate directly with technology.