Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. The virus and malware scanners see you as threat, the computers see corrupted/encrypted data entries in you and your brain just got hacked!

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I wish everyone knows what the word normal meant.

granted but they have been taught the wrong definition and every time you use that word you offend someone

i wish for a day off of work

Granted. You forget to set your alarm, sleep all day and the next day you hear you're fired.

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I wish for your soul

Granted, but you will find out that I do not have a soul.

I wish that there was no such thing as a computer virus.

Granted. Now you have transmittable computer fungii, good luck getting rid of it!

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I wish that people stopped being so shortsighted and think of the longterms too!

Granted, everybody now sees the long term effects of their actions. But they realize that life is futile and that the human race cannot help but hurt the planet. So they release a virus that kills everybody but spares the wildlife.

i wish we were built like Lego people and could cheaply replace parts when they break.

Granted. Dibs on your legs.

I wish to fly around the world.

Granted. You get to fly around the world, with several-hour layovers all over the place, but not allowed to get off the plane at any of them.

I wish they had agreed to pay me $50k instead of $45k (but glad to have the job!)

Granted. They agreed to pay you $50k, but they're not going to follow through.

I wish I knew what career I wanted to go into.

granted its a career that you cant do well in you are soon fired and feel sad

i wish for all the english sattelite channels from all over the world for free

Granted ... 5000 channels, and nothing worth watching!

I wish to deliver Harry's Xmas present to him at home tomorrow, and no one else is there, and to be able to spend a little time talking with him alone.

Granted, though I'm probably thinking of a different Harry.

I wish I owned a horse.

Granted, its a wild horse so you can't ride it or control it.

I wish my printer would work.

Granted, you bring the printer to a computer repair shop, but since this not an Authorized repair shop... You warrenty is now void. Your printer breaks down one second, before the warrenty has expired....

I wish I lived in the alternate dimention, where the Communists LOST in China....

Granted. Communism reigns supreme in the USA.

I wish that deviantArt wasn't so incompetently managed.