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08 Jan 2019, 10:36 pm

so would molten lava.



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09 Jan 2019, 1:28 am

Wear a ‘Nixon was right’ t-shirt.


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09 Jan 2019, 2:56 am

wear a t-shirt with The Dotard in back, and Nixon on the front.



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09 Jan 2019, 12:09 pm

Join a sociopath forum , then post insults about them here using their names and not expect it to have consequences.


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09 Jan 2019, 2:14 pm

Make fun of a certain Korean dictator online, and assume he won’t find out.


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10 Jan 2019, 1:40 am

eat old pizza one too many times. :oops:



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10 Jan 2019, 8:41 pm

Make sure you shower your family and friends with blank cheques, before they sugar coat you out of more.



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10 Jan 2019, 9:23 pm

If you live in a family or roommate situation, turn off the water heater after you have had your daily shower.

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10 Jan 2019, 9:46 pm

you should just keep the water heater off even if you live by yourself



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12 Jan 2019, 12:28 pm

Find a way to and black or purple permanent hair dye to the water heater.


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13 Jan 2019, 12:17 am

keep coffee in your water heater.



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13 Jan 2019, 1:17 am

Save wear and tear on your water heater and never ever use it


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13 Jan 2019, 2:05 am

gasoline is a detergent, so wash your clothing in it, and wear it, especially around fire.



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13 Jan 2019, 1:26 pm

Swim the English Channel.

In winter.


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14 Jan 2019, 1:56 am

swim the English channel in wintertime wearing a heavy woolen suit with one hand tied behind ones back and one leg anchored in a cement "shoe," while breathing through a snorkel pointed down in the water.



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14 Jan 2019, 1:14 pm

Try swimming in any river in Florida: the alligators are hungry today.


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