Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

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30 Dec 2009, 12:21 pm

Autism is caused while you are watching a cookery program on the Tv while using the computer, with the living room ajar and the curtains closed. By dividing the attention, or at least trying to divide the attenion to both communication items, a part in the brain called the Amygdala gets over worked, hereby producing a chemical produced by the Hippocampus. This makes the patient lose all sense of time and memory of what day or whether she left the hallway light on. But at least it is still raining out side.

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30 Dec 2009, 12:25 pm

Autism is caused by testing out the food in that cookery program, apparently they have put h2o in there and that is DANGEROUS!! :lol:

(h2o = water) :lmao:

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30 Dec 2009, 12:31 pm

Autism is caused by rain puddles.

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30 Dec 2009, 12:43 pm

Autism is caused by stepping into rain puddles that turn out to be manholes... without a cover!

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30 Dec 2009, 12:46 pm

Autism is caused by slipping into a puddle of another dimension

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30 Dec 2009, 5:23 pm

Autism is caused by not looking both ways before crossing a street.

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30 Dec 2009, 5:31 pm

Autism is caused by bumping into heavy traffic jam.... want toast with that?

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30 Dec 2009, 6:18 pm

autism is caused by pulling all-nighters

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30 Dec 2009, 6:19 pm

Autism is caused by staying up all night

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30 Dec 2009, 6:57 pm

Autism is caused by sleeping in.

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30 Dec 2009, 6:59 pm

Autism is caused by sleeping out...

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30 Dec 2009, 9:15 pm

Autism is caused by 4chan

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30 Dec 2009, 9:23 pm

Autism is also caused by the randoms....

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30 Dec 2009, 11:11 pm

Autism is caused by NTs.

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30 Dec 2009, 11:18 pm

Autism is caused by dust particles.

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31 Dec 2009, 12:10 am

Autism is caused by bad parenting.

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